Oh those fun-loving Republicans!  Were it not for them, I would be a wasted, lonely person with no customers at the beauty salon.  I cannot tell you how deeply I appreciate them providing entertainment for us.

This one’s a goodie!

New Obama slogan has long ties to Marxism, socialism

The Obama campaign apparently didn’t look backwards into history when selecting its new campaign slogan, “Forward” — a word with a long and rich association with European Marxism.

Many Communist and radical publications and entities throughout the 19th and 20th centuries had the name “Forward!” or its foreign cognates. Wikipedia has an entire section called “Forward (generic name of socialist publications).”

“The name Forward carries a special meaning in socialist political terminology. It has been frequently used as a name for socialist, communist and other left-wing newspapers and publications,” the online encyclopedia explains.

And “Backwards,” the Republican slogan means “Dude, there’s no way we can win this election so let’s just get rid of Romney this year.”   Seriously.  Look it up.

Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.