Donald Trump has been watching too much Wyatt Earp.  He seems to be convinced that a person at a dance club where alcohol is consumed could whip out a handgun and shoot someone who is firing a military grade weapon right between the eyes.

Seriously.  Speaking about the slaughter  in Orlando …

“If we had people with the bullets going in the opposite direction — right smack between the eyes of this maniac,” Trump said, pointing in a gun gesture to his forehead. “If some of those wonderful people had guns strapped right here, right to their waist or right to their ankle, and this son of a bitch comes out and starts shooting, and one of the people in that room happened to have it and goes boom, boom, you know what? That would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight, folks, that would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight.”

Has he ever shot a gun?  You know, at a target?  The average cop can’t do that, much less someone consuming alcohol on a dark dance floor.

Goes Boom Boom?  No, he has never shot a weapon.  No boom boom.

Does he know what caliber of weapon fits on an ankle?  Obviously not.

And he does read the newspaper and knows that an off-duty police officer working at the club immediately exchanged fire with the killer, right?

Thank for your assessment of the situation, Marshall Matt Dillon.

Hey, I have an idea, let’s get Bruce Lee to kick box him or somebody to do kung fu.

Holy cow.