Yeah, I Had a Dell Once
This is the greatest story of all time. A man in Colorado shot and killed his computer.
Lucas Hinch, 37, was issued a summons by Colorado Springs police after he shot his 2012 Dell XPS 410 eight times in an alley, police said.
He took it to a safe place. He made sure there was nothing to ricochet. Then he murdered it. He admits it was cold-blooded and premeditated.
The police confiscated his gun and gave him a ticket. It is highly unlikely he’ll get more than a fine.
Hinch told the Los Angeles Times he has no regrets.
“It was glorious,” he said. “Angels sung on high.”
Dude, I know that feeling. Yes, I do.
Thanks to Craig for the heads up.