Of course this happened in Texas.  Of damn course.

Last Saturday night, there was a carjacking at a gas station in north Houston.  Two bad guys took another guy’s Chevrolet pickup truck.  There were no guns involved until …

Police say a witness then pulled out a gun and began shooting at the suspects, accidentally hitting the carjacking victim in the head.

The damfool shot the victim.  In the head.

Police say the witness who shot at the suspects picked up shell casings and left the scene. Police found the stolen pickup truck about a mile down the road but are still searching for the suspects.

Not only is the shooter dumb as bean dip, he’s also a real pathetic human being.  He did not call for help for the victim he just shot.  In the damn head.

The victim was transported to a nearby hospital where he remains in stable condition.

Thank God he’s also a real bad shot.

Please, please, if you harbor any thoughts of coming to my aid if someone is wrestling me, I would consider it a personal favor if you do not shoot me.