You know you are both drunk and lost in East Texas when there’s dueling racist wars.  And both are going to burn somedamnthing.

The Klan and the Neo Nazis are both having a rally in East Texas today.  Bud Kennedy talks about it.

The Michigan-based, neo-Nazi National Socialist Movement promises a “show of force” against illegal immigration, starting on the Rockwall courthouse steps (where city officials are choosing not to enforce permit rules), and then moving to a private ranch for a swastika-lighting.

The Texas Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, based in neighboring Hunt County, are promoting a noon rally in Nacogdoches against all legal and illegal “mass” immigration, ending with a cross burning.

I do not know what a Swastika-lighting is but I doubt it involves little twinkling lights.  I could be wrong.  They may have some fairy dust or something that they will toss around while humming Ode to Joy.

The two groups are not friends.  That is a fact that I did not know.

The Neo-Nazis say of the Klan’s rally, as recorded by Bud Kennedy  —

Schoep’s reply: “Hmph! Well, they’re not anything like us. We’re both pro-white, but our politics are very different.”

Really?

“Our policy is that religion is something for home and church,” he said. “We’re a political movement. We don’t have anything to do with religion.”

Well, there you have it: The Jesus factor.

Honey, when you have so many racists that they have to have franchises, you just might be living in Louie Gohmert country.

Thanks to RM for the heads up.