Yeah, But Hot Dog Prices Are Outrageous
To be rudely honest, Republican presidential wannabe Chris Christie eats a lot. During the 2010 and 2011 football season he ate $82,594 worth of food at sporting events. He paid for it with taxpayer money.
I’m gonna guess that Christie entertained other folks but he refuses to say who they are or what they ate. I’m suspecting he invited Canada.
My Uncle Booger is wanted by Weight Watchers dead or alive but even he can’t figure out how to spend that much money at football games unless he bought everybody a beer and some air for Tom Brady’s footballs.
I’m thinking there were lots of to-go boxes involved.
Can you even imagine the cost of state dinners if he gets elected President? One billion dollars for Papa John’s pizzas.