Yeah, But Does His Hair Have Proof of Citizenship?
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As we at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., noted last week, Donald Trump has become a birther.
In an event so filled with hypocrisy that little bubbles of delight dribble over the edges, it has been discovered that Mr. Trump also does not have a legitimate birth certificate. Oh, yes. Ooooh, oooooh, right there.
It appears that Mr. Trump’s certificate of birth is not, get this – NOT, an official document. It is simply a certificate from the hospital. Ben Smith commented …
Trump’s mother, it should be noted, was born in Scotland, which is not part of the United States. His plane is registered in the Bahamas, also a foreign country. This fact pattern — along with the wave of new questions surrounding what he claims is a birth certificate — raises serious doubts about his eligibility to serve as President of the United States.
Republicans – you just gotta love them.