Lord, forgive them because they know not what they do.  No seriously, Lord, they ain’t got a clue what they’re doing most of the damn time.

Because King James does not have a proper grasp of the English language …

Two cast members of the A&E reality show “Duck Dynasty” have announced the release date of their most recent book, a Duck Commander-themed Bible slated to be released online and in retail stores on Oct. 28.

We can only assume that other various Duck Commander money-making cheap crap entrepreneurial efforts from China will be sold along side the Holy Quackin’ Bible.

So The Holy Bible is going to be translated into phony reality show with a dose of hate and marrying 16 year olds on top.

I wonder if I can special order mine with a catfish bookmarker and a bullet hole through the parts I don’t like?

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.