Yeah, Because He Doesn’t Really Exist. We Just Made Him Up.
Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association believes the picture of Obama in the situation room was Photoshopped. Obviously by amateurs.
On his electric radio show he said —
“Look at the size of his head compared to the size of the head of everybody else in the room. Even people standing in the back of the room, their heads are bigger than his head,” Fischer said on his show Focal Point. “And it looks teeny-tiny next to the people that he’s sitting next to. He looks kind of hunched over and small.”
He continued: “Frankly I think that got photoshopped in after deal. I think Obama’s approach was, ‘Hey, if this thing goes south, I don’t want to be in the room. I don’t want to be anywhere near this thing if it blows up. If it succeeds, if it’s an outstanding success, then photoshop me in there.'”
Honey, if the government was this good at conspiracies, we would have claimed that President Obama led the Seal Team into the bunker and shot Osama himself.
Fischer has said that President Barack Obama “despises the constitution, and nurtures a hatred for the white man”, and that he aims to “destroy capitalism”. Fischer believes that sexual orientation is “always, always, always a matter of choice.” He also does not believe in evolution.
He’s a busy fella.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Isn’t he charming? But never disarming. I bet he believes that rain makes applesauce!
zyxomma, he has a radio show because he has $$. Basically that is all it takes: the $$ proves to the station owner and manager that you can produce. No other criteria need apply.
1This guy is described as a graduate of theology in wikipedia. His American Family Association was recently upgraded to a “hate” organization by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
We can only hope that his evolution denying mentality will catch up with his body, which apparently is erect like the rest of us Homo sapiens.
Even then, it does not mean stupidy has had too long a grip and there’s little hope for the man.
2I am very concerned that in our country, the United States of America which was brought to life by folks who wanted religious freedom and various opportunities, is becoming very mean. We need to share some GOOD news about our country. My opinion. Not that there isn’t meanness. There’s plenty to go around. But meanness is like mold: when the climate is right it spreads.
3At least Fischer is safe on one point. He (see photo) is a natural fathead. Too bad it is empty.
4It’s called a fisheye lens. It opens up a larger perspective to the scene, when a normal lens would cut off (in this case) people on the left or people on the right. In order to do that it creates a slight distortion in size and even shape.
When was this photo taken? Must be a slow day in the right wingnut radio biz.
5It was taken as the President and members of his cabinet and the military were listening to the actual raid that killed Bin Laden.
When did Christianity become a hate group? Unbelievable!
6A fisheye lens can cause more than a small amount of distortion. Rick beat me to it, but you can tell it by how the perspective is skewed when you look at the door and the paneling. This is actually mild compared to some distortion one can get.
Here’s a couple of fun shots chosen at random from the web. http://www.zinkwazi.com/blog/392 http://www.muchloveilly.com/2012/06/when-i-have-time-to-kill-i-grab-my.html
He’s just unknowledgeable, obviously. Folks equally far back in the picture have heads scaled about the same size as our President’s.
7I’m glad to see that, being a conservative, Mr. Fischer is taking care not to drag race into our color-blind society. (/snark)
8What Mr. Fischer (and I’m being polite) doesn’t seem to understand is that nobody in that room would be so disrespectful to the President as to carry on without him there. There has been not even a whisper that the photo wasn’t real from the folks who were actually there. Unlike, Mr. Fischer who wouldn’t have been allowed inside the gates of the White House under any circumstances.
9Apparently Fischer aspires to join that pantheon of Christian conservative leaders like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. What a group. One is dead, the second looks half-dead and the latest one is brain dead.
10@Al Alvarez, Dallas Theological Seminary, from which Fischer graduated, is, big surprise!, a very conservative institution. Some call it more of a training school than an institution of higher learning.
11These idiots wouldn’t have been happy even if POTUS was on the 1st Chopper with Seal Team 6 landing in bin Laden’s compound in Abbotabad!
12Also, They are upset because he was playing cards with Reggie Love while the choppers were en route to Abbotabad.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/14/obamas-former-bodyman-president-left-situation-room-to-play-15-games-of-cards-during-day-of-bin-laden-raid/
13Fischer may, indeed, be very busy, but he’s mostly busy being an imbecile. Scary how many of them there are out there.
14Look at that! Somebody photoshopped a picture of a horse’s ass onto Bryan Fischer’s neck.
Oh, wait….
never mind.
15This is a very old conspiracy. Obama is leaning forward in his seat with his elbows on his knees. It gives him the appearance of being smaller.
16gramiam – I keep asking myself the same thing: When did Christianity become a hate group?
“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi
17Squirrel!
18Not only was President Obama playing cards with Reggie Love on the day bin Laden became fish food, but he was at the Correspondents dinner roasting Donald Trump.
Bryan Fischer should take his Hate Group to Somalia.
19Jerry Fatwell and Pat(my first son attended my wedding before he was born) Robertson blamed Gays,the ACLU and Liberals for every natural disaster that occurred,instead of placing the blame on dumb bass dubya where it rightfully belonged.
20I believe that hatred is always, always, always a matter of choice.
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