Yeah, And He’s The Smart One
Jeb! Bush, y’all. He ain’t dancin’ happy this week.
In an effort to divorce his last name, Jeb’s! campaign website is Jeb2016.com
If you’re an important person you buy up all possible variations of your name. It’s not just a good idea, it’s kinda the law. The law of I Have a Damn Brain.
Jeb! did not register other possible names. For example, if you go to JebBush.com, you will be redirected lickety-split to Donald Trump’s website.
But, that’s not all —
JebBushforPresident.com is a blog about a gay couple who owns the website and JebBushforPresident.net is used to oppose Bush’s record.
He ain’t the brightest light on the Christmas tree, Honey.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
How about, NotAnotherBush!.com? Or, TheyAlwaysSaidIWasTheSmartOneButNowItDoesn’tLookLikeItSoMuch.org?
1It shows a complete lack of understanding of the power that electronic media has in the 21st century. This is a very backwards, not far thinking, mentality.
2“Pick the smarter Bush” is that a drinking game or a riddle?
3“Pick the smarter Bush” is a variation on the shell game – no matter which one you choose, it’s always the wrong choice. (The pea-brain is always under a different shell – or there’s no brain under any of the shells.)
4Poor Jebbie.
5Lauren is the only Bush worth her salt. And she married David Lauren (son of Ralph), so now she’s Lauren Lauren.
6“If you’re an important person you buy up all possible variations of your name. It’s not just a good idea, it’s kinda the law. The law of I Have a Damn Brain.”
Even NFL and NBA players, also not usually considered the brightest lights on the Christmas tree, have people who take care of buying up “all possible variations of your name” in order to protect the value of the brand. Where are Jeb?’s keepers?
7Yep, Jeb Bush campaigning like it’s 1915.
8Polite Kool Marxist, “smarter Bush” is an oxymoron.
Unless you’re talking about actual vegetation.
9LynnN, that would be the moron variety of Bush. The (oxy)-gen belongs to the vegetation type.
10And here’s a NEWSFLASH:
11The Jeb! has challenged The Donald to a one-on-one debate! Mano y mano!! That should be fun. I can’t wait to see who the two men are they select. (teehee)
JAKvirginia, akin to a duel, each will being using his spox as a second. Two men hiding behind women sounds about right for snacilbupeR. However, pity the sound technician. There has never been a microphone filter yet able to handle the screeching of Ana Navarro and Katrina Pierson. Oy vey, no tienes los huevos, Jeb(?)!
12Pick the smarter Bush. (I’ll avoid being the pedant who says that, unless you have only two choices, it should be “smartest”.) Well, *somebody* has to be the smartest, even if they’re all below average. Unless they’re in a multi-way tie.
Someone posted a photo of a sign outside the “George Bush Center for Intelligence” in northern VA– so named because Papa Bush was once head of the CIA. Best comment: “What next, the Stevie Wonder School of Driving?”
13@JAKvirginia
14For some reason when I read this snip of your post, “The Jeb! has challenged The Donald to a one-on-one debate! Mano y mano!!” i was overcome with an image of two old irrelevant chimpanzees chunking uhhh fecal material at each other. Hand to hand indeed!
For $90 you can buy dumpthetrump.com
15Rhea: Re: Stevie Wonder. Hahahahhaahahahahahah…..
16Good one!
Noticed the link specifies ?lang=en. Makes you wonder if he’s soliciting support abroad. Think I’ll proxy to some foreign country and check the link……
17Rhea: Best comment: “What next, the Stevie Wonder School of Driving?”
Best laugh I’ve had all day so far!! Thank you!!
18My old brain recalls that once upon a time Stevie Wonder did get behind the wheel of a car and do some driving. He had someone with him who would tell him how to navigate and when. Stevie did fine, called it a day, and never did it again. He stuck to what he knows best. Is there a moral in there somewhere for Jeb?
19If you say jebbush quickly it sounds like jibberish, and everything that comes out of his mouth is.
20Not only is he not the brightest bulb, he can’t even hire bulbs that flicker occasionally. It’s the staff’s job to think of things that slipped what little mind the candidate has – – and THEY didn’t think of it, either.
If memory serves, Rachel Maddow bought up a couple of url’s on variations of his name. She offered to give them to him – free – gratis – cuz that just the kind of girl she is – if he asks politely.
Yeah, like THAT’S gonna happen.
Well, at least those sites aren’t being held by a couple of gay guys having fun at the candidate’s expense [and more power to them.] Or Trump [and as little power as possible to HIM.]
21To JAKvirginia:
22Bush had better be careful how he phrases his invitation. If he says what you did, “mano y mano,” Trump will deport him.
two crows: You may be right. But I think micr has it correct. Those two dueling it out will be more like guano y guano.
23JAKvirginia FTW!!
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