September 25, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
The political cartoon in the Chronicle said It’s not collusion if it’s extortion. Now he’s going to extort the entire country?
1But Trump’s not worried. It’s all a big witch hunt anyway. He’s just closing up shop ’cause he’s tired.
Yeah, that’s the ticket. He’s tired.
2And needs more time to pack and arrange a flight on a friend’s private plane to Russia.
But he’s not worried.
Thank you “President” Trump.
3If you shut down all legislation, the House can work on your impeachment full time. Leave no stone unturned.
Orange Foolius has a problem. Republicons lost control of the House in 2018. Lyin’ Ryan is no longer there to provide the services of a Moscow Mitch. Meanwhile the ‘cons in the Senate are rapidly becoming skittish about fluffing Donnie’s crime spree. ‘Cons are not running for reelection to the House. Wait for the exodus from the Senate; that’s when the stuff hitting the fan gets real.
4What’s next – will Trump threaten to (gasp) write nasty Tweets about Democrats?
5Up next: Trump threatens to hold his breath until he turns blue in the face.
6Folks, we all need to buy one of those 30-gallon barrels of unpopped popcorn the Boy Scouts used to sell for fund raising. It seems the White House sent out the spin they’re trying to put on this latest crime … but they accidentally sent it to the Democrats as well as their own rabid supporters:
https://theweek.com/speedreads/867641/white-house-accidentally-emailed-ukraine-talking-points-nancy-pelosi
7… and I left off the best part: they also sent out a followup email, trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube:
EOP/WHO would like to recall the message, “What You Need to Know | President Trump’s Call with President Zelenskyy”
Sorry, but I’m really enjoying this.
8He’ll claim he’s the first one to do it. Ever. Bigly.
9Even his twin (Boris Johnson) couldn’t legally shut down Parliament in the manner that he did.
10Guess Moscow Mitch can retire now since he won’t be needed anymore.
11Then he will rule by national emergency decree. The national security threat, you ask. Impeachment of course. The British high court would have none of it. SCOTUS has already approved.
12“I don’t need this old, dirty constitution so I will personally write a good, clean, new one. It will be the best, biggest constitution like you would ever imagine. I will be using my best words, with plenty of repetition so it will be forever in your mind, and I will use my newest, most indelible sharpie, ever.”
13Sounds like a six year old on the playground except the six year old is know are all IT geniuses!
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