Ron Paul is like your dotty old Uncle Melvin who sits on the front row of the Baptist Church every Sunday and Hallelujahs! every mention of demon rum and then goes home and drinks a bottle of “cough syrup” before he goes to bed.

Ron Paul: Getting high on the cough syrup

Ron Paul gladly takes his social security.  Yep, the same social security he claims is unconstitutional and that I should feel real bad about taking.

You know, I used to say that it’s easy to be an ideologically pure Looneytarian, until, of course, you have to govern.  Apparently, I was wrong.  It’s easy to be an ideologically pure Looneytarian as long as it doesn’t apply to you.

“Just as I use the post office, I use government highways, I use the banks, I use the federal reserve system, but that doesn’t mean you can’t work to remove this in the same way on Social Security,” the Texas congressman said.

Wait, wait.  He uses the government highways?  No, Dude, you gotta walk.  I mean, that’s only right.

However, I do hope that dotty old Uncle Melvin and Ron Paul take over the GOP convention.  Hey, what’s one more greedy hypocrite to that bunch?

Thanks to all of you who gave me the heads-up.