I have to admit that I am a bit humbled by Arizona.  I thought I lived in the craziest state, but these Arizonians make us look downright open minded.

Get this woman:

Conservative Arizona radio personality Barbara Espinosa is standing by her statement that President Barack Obama is a “monkey” and that she voted for “the white guy.”

“I call him a monkey,” Espinosa recently told a guest on her KNFX radio show. “I don’t call him a guy with rabbit ears, I call him a monkey.”

“And I don’t believe in calling him the first black president,” she added. “I voted for the white guy myself!”

Then she defends her statements by saying (1) she has first amendment rights, and (2) her last name is Espinosa so she could not possibly in any way shape or form whatsoever in any way possible never ever be a racist.

First off, of course you have first amendment rights.  You can say whatever you want to.  You can spout crazy crap on a street corner while wearing a toga and a pirate hat.  You have an absolute right to make a damfool of yourself.  I won’t stand in the way.  I will point and giggle, but I will not stop you.

Second off, wtf?  You don’t think Hispanics can be racist?  I guess that means Germans can’t be racist?  Babe, go back to the toga and pirate hat because that  makes you look smarter.

If anybody finds out exactly when the zombies evaded Arizona, please let me know.  I really should be informed of these things.

Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.