Somebody, who shall remain anonymous but her name is Thelma Lucille Frontage, just remind me that I should not be shooting off fireworks about Rick Perry dropping out of the Presidential race because he’s a big ole loser.

Rick Perry is coming home to Texas.

Now, while that’s gonna save us a boatload of money because we won’t have his security detail on the road staying at the fancy pants hotels with him at taxpayer expense.

The downside, and this is about as down as it gets, is that he’s coming back to Texas.  And, best I can figure he’s bringing grim Anita with him.  And if you thought Anita was an unhappy woman before, you can’t even imagine how it’s gonna be now that she’s discovered that she’s stuck in Texas for the rest of her damn life with a stinkin’ loser of a man who is the butt of IQ jokes all over America and half a dozen third world countries.   I mean, there’s people in Slovenia make Rick Perry jokes, fer cryin’ out loud.

But now that he’s not running for President, maybe we can hire some teachers back, ya think?  I doubt we’ll be having all that praying and hallelujah hollerin’ now.