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Newt Gingrich.  Funny Guy.  For sure.

Explaining his serial adultery to the Super DeLux Brand Christians  —-

There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate,” Gingrich told CBN’s David Brody, in an interview taped at the Iowa Faith and Freedom Coalition and posted online Tuesday night.

“So, he transferred his passion for this country into passionately humping lots of women, huh?  For God’s sake – nobody let him near the Statue of Liberty!”  she warns.

“Okay, so he left his first wife because she had cancer.  He left his second wife because she had multiple sclerosis.  Can you even imagine what he’d do for people who need health care in America?   Honey, there ain’t enough Viagra in the world for Newt to be President,” Thelma added.

Newt is so full of poopie del pollo.  He truly is.

I’d rather have Bill Clinton back.  At least he admitted he did it because it was fun.