Rick Santorum, yeah, yeah, I thought he’d gone away, too, has made a pronouncement that the use of the perfectly good word “y’all” is Barack Obama’s attempt to divide America.

He’s right, y’all.  It’s meant to divide the good folks from the crap folks.

It’s Biblical.

Matthew 25:31-33

³¹ When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:

³² And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:

³³ And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

Yep, the sheeple are on the right. You knew that all along – you just didn’t know it was a sign of the end times.

He ain't like y'all.

Santorum also claims the use of “y’all” is  “class warfare.”  Good Heavens, people in Pennsylvania are real touchy, aren’t they?  They do know that the rest of America calls them “idiots” instead of “y’all,” right?

Dude, I do not know, nor do I care to know, what people in Pennsylvania call a large crowd of people to get them to come gather for the annual Thanksgiving picture, but I’ll bet you a pair of pink boots that it takes more time and energy than hollering “Come on, y’all.”

Rick, you’re messing with our religion, you’re messing with our bodies, you’re messing with our reproductive rights, you’re messing with our constitution, you’re messing with health care, you’re messing with our education, you’re messing with our family structure and the last damn thing you hadn’t mess with was our language.  So, you fix that.  Next time, you’ll want to decry our cooking.

And that’s liable to get me mad, y’all.

Thanks to Norma for the heads up.