Y’all are in trouble now!
It has come to my attention that just because Miz Juanita Jean is off calypsoing on a cruise, just because Chipster’s got the bar, everyone thinks it’s party time!
Well… yeah!
But just in case you think you can get away with anything, you should know that free speech is now stifled, dissent is now outlawed, and everyone must speak nicely about me, because Donald Trump has show us the way.
His newest hired gun, Paul Manafort, was ostensibly brought in to herd delegates. But Manafort is an old-school turd-polisher, who has spent most of his professional life putting lipstick on pigs, dictators and the occasional Republican. He was brought into Trump’s orbit originally by Roy Cohn, whom we’ve previously established was the Sith mentor to the young, emo, Donnykin Drumpfalker (and was born to be played by James Woods.)
No Quarter Asked…None Given!
Manafort outmaneuvered the hapless hellion Cory Lewandowski (whose specialty is sucker-punching protesters, girl reporters and the GOP electorate) and is now the Karl Rove of the Drumpf Putsch.
Much like I have muscled my way into control of this here party boat. But just in case you think this a just another booze cruise and you can just trash the place… say hello to my little friend!—>
The beatings will continue until America is Great Again!
Heil Primo!
1Really Primo. Beatings?!? Senator Buttercup from SC promised the snacilbupeR there was a choice between being shot or poison. Who introduced slow torture, Carly, Cory or Paul?
If you think we trashed Mr.& Mrs. B’s house last night, imagine what Uday & Qusay Drumpf will do to the White House.
Last nacilbupeR option. Jim Webb. Lyin’ Ryan said their candidate should be from among those who ran. Jim ran. Albeit as a Democrat, but he is a nacilbupeR. Thinks he regrets not riding the Klown Kar?
2Hey, Primo! Here, have a margarita and some ribs and relax, dude! The leftovers are there, and the microwave works.
3Well well well so Primo has given the Drumpf campaign the snappy little motto they didnt have going into the sum sum summer, “The beatings will continue until America is Great Again!”
We are so unworthy… ya da man!
4I see that Primo enjoyed his bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
5That’s actually a catchy little slogan – “Making America Great Again – One Beating at a Time!”
6“The beatings will continue until America is Great Again!”
I’m in, as long as it’s Donald Trump we’re beating.
7You’ve got to admit that Trump has a heart on for America.
8Da penguins is gettin’ restless! Time for the pinata party to take over!
9http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/International/rt_trump_pinata_kb_150701_12x5_1600.jpg
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charles r. phillips, please do you best to keep the penguins away from the sticks.
10Sorry Not intimidated!!! I have watched all the jackie chan, jet li, and bruce lee movies so am well trained in ass kicking! Be afraid! Be very afraid! And don’t let the 2000mi between us let you feel safe! I can move fast…about 75mi/hr actually!
11If no quarters are given, how can I play the pinball machines???
12“old-school turd polisher”, Oh daChipster, you do know how to turn a phrase.
13Can we call him “Turd Blossom 2?”
14@Cahrles r. phillips
15Wuddentthat a famous country fiddle song, Turd Blossom Special?
RepubAnon: Be the change you seek.
16Folks over that The Agonist weighed in:
17http://agonist.org/the-quiet-american/
Lorraine, can I help you? Can we all play? That would be perfect entertainment for the party!
18Good links again PKM.
19Oy Primo!
Quarters are dRumpf change. dollars to donuts, bagels, Bearclaws or Fritters a Bear [from Cal] could trash anything, including manafort’s skorts.
Brews or booze it’s J-J’s cruze; ideally she will profit from the time on water.
20That JJ is a party animal. I bet she is partying heartier than we are!
21I made guacamole, have salsa, bean dip, and baked chips. Who’s bringing the organic wine?
22Red and white!
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