Yachting Randy Neugebauer, Republican in West Texas, Is Pimping Your Ride
Now, y’all know how I feel about Republican Congresscreep, Randy Neugebauer. Any man who lives in a desert and spends his campaign contributions on a yacht he keeps in Washington DeeCee has been in Washington DeeCee way too long.
Randy wants to pimp your ride.
$1,500 worth of Car Window Clings from the Congressional Prayer Caucus Foundation? Don’t you wonder what the hell they say? I did.
So, through the miracle of modern big time journalism, I looked it up.
Here ya go. For $5.00, you can buy yourself one of the uncolorful and unimaginative clingy thingies.
Fifty cents of every $5 goes to a veteran group sponsored by Mike Huckabee. Fifty whole cents. Imagine that!
The rest goes to shove God down your throat.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Our National motto is E Platypus Onion just like on our currency, coins and the Great Seal of The United States.Out of many,one. Noogerbooger should be shot as a traitor.
1@e platypus onion
Bad as I hate to admit Yachtsman Neugebauer is correct, he is.
236 USC § 302 – National motto
“In God we trust” is the national motto.
I’ll split it with you,Micr. In god we trust replaced E Pluribus Unum as our motto in 1956 along about the time under god was added to the pledge. 🙂
3Whatever . . . just plain damn hate bumper sticker theology and politics!
4Historical and Revision Notes Revised Section Source (U.S. Code) Source (Statutes at Large) … forgive me, but the Revision Notes Revised is hysterically funny in context of the motto.
Yeah Randy, you keep trusting, maybe you can offset the lack of trust the rest of us have in you. Meanwhile a suggestion for your bloated self and barge: load up your Teabagger cronies and set sail for the Persian Gulf.
That would be a pretty conflagration of flags; Tea Bag Gadsden meets ISIL Shahada.
5This whole idea of using others Supreme Being as advertising to whore for votes disgusts me.
6Since we’re not trying to give the finger to the commies anymore (are we?), I vote we go back to the original of both motto and pledge, which are more American anyway, especially the motto.
I wonder what Randy is planning to do with $1500 worth of those things. Slap them on every vehicle he sees?
7Well that just [word omitted for Mamma]. E pluribus unum was a way cooler motto. I had no idea it had been changed.
8Hmmm . . . thunk a thought. From one, come many. Well, if you are not able to cotton to the many who do not look like you, sound like you, etc. no wonder you would prefer a different motto!
9I will bet you that the 300 car window clings will be handed out one by one to supporters who give him enough money. And since he didn’t pay for the car window clings (and what an ugly name for something THAT is) he gets all the profits. The vets get…$0.50 per, so that’s $150. Big shriekin’ deal.
10Actually, Elizabeth, the veterans will only get $75 worth. Troopathon is a subset of Move America Forward, which according to Charity Navigator gains 0 stars and only 53% of funds go to program expenses.
http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=12342
11I wish this could be made into a bumper sticker!
http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1371/3542/original.jpg
12Whoever came up with that sign forgot the second line:
In God We Trust,
13All Others Pay Cash
Mary R that’s a winner! K-Ching!
14Except for certain clergy where it is “In god we tryst”. Noogerbooger could use them as handcuffs for illegals entering Texas if the militias don’t mistake him for a durn furriner and perforate his pastey white hide.
15I prefer “email platypus onion” as a national motto. It’s succinct, accurate, easy to dance to. I give it a 10.
(I think it’s a great commenter name too.)
16Nooga-Booga is my Congressvarmit. Neal Marchbanks is running against him, and will be lucky to pull 35% of the vote on election day. Hasn’t been able to raise money, and he is hardly charismatic… but look at Nooga-Booger…. I have more charisma in my toenail clippings than the CongressCreep. Randy lives and dies by campaign contributions from real estate-related, banking-related, and ag-industry barons… like the guys who provide crop insurance, GMO seed, chemicals to farmers. Helpful to be on the Banking and Ag Committees.
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