Fabulous Mitt Romney quote about his wife’s recent airplane mishap —

“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound.”

First, he wants aircraft windows that will open?  Why?  So the dog can stick his head out and enjoy the breeze?  Dude, you can’t have aircraft windows that open.  Are you seriously nuts?  And if the cabin was on fire, I don’t think opening a window would exactly help.  You know what fire just loves?  The same things as humans – oxygen.

Besides, somewhere in Doggy Heaven, Semus is chuckling his butt off.

Thanks to Brian and Margie for the heads up.