Ya Think, Rick?

June 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

After providing the entire country with some good ole Texas Idiot humor by comparing homosexuality to alcoholism – except that driving while homosexual rarely kills anyone – Rick Perry stepped up to the confessional.

I readily admit, I stepped right in it,” Perry said.

No, no, you’re stepping right in it right now, Rick.

Perry_ClarkKent_1So, yesterday you horrified the 80% of Americans who think.  Now you’ve horrified the other 20% who decide who the GOP Presidential nominee will be.  You’re screwed, glued, and tattooed, Rick.

Rick says he should have talked about jobs and the economy instead.  Oh, that’ll work.

Q:  How do you feel about abortion, Mr Perry?

A:  I think we should get them there – whatchamacallit? oh yeah, fetuses – some damn jobs.

Q:  And how do you feel about the situation in Iraq?

A:  I look at it this way – the military provides high risk, low pay jobs.  I’m for jobs.

Hell, it works better than trying to remember three things at once.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

 

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0 Comments to “Ya Think, Rick?”


  1. maryelle says:

    Those glasses don’t help at all. I guess somebody told him he’d look smarter, but he thought they’d make him sound smarter.
    pRick’s been steppin’ in it for a long time now, but he apparently just looked down at his feet. Ewwwwwwwww!

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  2. that’s why he doesn’t wear those boots anymore– too much ewwwww on them.

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  3. Lorraine in Spring says:

    I think we’re all being punked. Rick may be stupid but not this stupid. He knows he can’t get 1% of votes for anything from the Dead Elephant Society. He’s just bored. He’s traveling around the country on our dime for fun. He’s the Clueless Wanderer.

    I’m not even a Texan and I’m embarrassed for him and by him.

    Good Grief.

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  4. When I was younger those Rodenstock frames Gov Rick wears were called birth control glasses.

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  5. e platypus onion says:

    Perry didn’t step in it. He laid down and rolled in it like a dog with a rotten carcass. Now he smells like one of them.

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