You know, my life has become so much sadder with perfectly charming people dropping out of the Republican Presidential run.

Thank goodness, they may drop out but they won’t shuddup.

Herman Cain is now claiming that men support Mitt Romney because they are better informed than women.

Or maybe versa vice.

Cain explains why President Obama leads Governor Romney by 19 percentage points among women.

CAIN: Yes, President Obama is very likable to most people, if you just look at him and his family. But if you look at his policies, which is what most people disagree with, it’s a different story. And I think many men are much more familiar with the failed policies than a lot of other people, as well as the general public.

Let me walk daintily and ladylike through this one:  “men are much more familiar with the failed policies than a lot of other people.”  What the holy pepperoni on a thin crust are you talking about, Herman?  There’s “men” and then there’s “other people.”

Dude, no wonder you cheated on your wife.  When the minister asked “Do you take this woman?” you figured he meant all the other people.

So now when they ask me my sex on an official form, I can officially answer, “Other.”

And Republicans wonder why women don’t like them.  They really do sit around wondering about that.  You think we ought to tell them or let them ponder on it until November?