Okay, by now everybody has heard that the Trump administration has banned 7 words.

Remember the George Carlin routine about 7 dirty words you can’t say on tv?  Well, Trump has the same thing, except they aren’t dirty words. They are words he either can’t pronounce or define.

In a 90-minute briefing on Thursday, policy analysts at the nation’s leading public health institute were presented with the menu of seven banned words, an analyst told the paper. On the list: “diversity,” “fetus,” “transgender,” “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “science-based” and “evidence-based.”

Well, actually there are more than 7.  Through the miracle of modern big time beauty salon journalism, I have obtained a list of the other words Trump wants to ban next week.

Orange monkey face
Doofus
Weird son in law
Putin
Please don’t look at your daughter that way
Puppet
Bad barber
Russian
Collusion
Steve Mnuchin’s wife
The name Robert

Also, the use of the words Trump, Russian prostitutes, and urine all the same sentence will result in a $20 billion fine to be paid to an off shore account held under the name “Not Donald Trump, Okay?”

Also under consideration: WTF