You people from foreign states need to know that there someone who creeps me out worse that Rick Perry and Ted Cruz combined.  Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott.  I have never seen him barefoot but it would not surprise me if he had cloven hooves.

He makes Dick Cheeny and rattlesnakes look cuddly.

To soften his imagine, his stylists put him on Facebook.

Here’s what he did:

It is Memorial Day.  We are honoring our war dead.  And by “we” I mean everybody but Greg Abbott, who cannot give it one day of damn rest from attacking Barack Obama.

Vote on the scandals?  Are you freekin’ kidding me?  Like this is for high school prom king?

Write it down and don’t forget it.  Do not let this man be Governor.  If Rick Perry is the frying pan, Greg Abbott is the fire.