September 22, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Day-umn. I nearly spewed herbal tea all over my computer.
1Don’t know about the color of the rest of his body but he’s certainly a brown-noser when it comes to his big money donors.
2Ooooo, John Boehner’s gonna be SO mad when he sees Mitt…he wanted to be the only Orange-American in the Republican Party.
3I just call him ‘that SOB’.
4Anne has become ‘her majesty’.
What a pair!
Is it me or does it seem like this guy just doesnt have a clue? Now there is stuff coming out that he had a “temper tantrum” when Jorge Ramos first introduced him. Romney refused to come out until Mr. Ramos retape the intro. http://www.politicususa.com/mitt-fit-romney-threw-temper-tantrum-forced-univision-re-tape-intro.html
5I’m convinced Mitt is really an escaped Saturday Night Live character.
6Yikes! Someone put his tanning bed on broil!
7Look at his ear. It’s not tan. Neither are his hands. Sheesh. Bless his heart. I sure wouldn’t want to run for office.
8It’s really getting hard to parody these guys.
9New information about when he had the olympics in Utah, he had quite a few temper tantrums, on one occasion he was arrested for assault, of course he got the charge dropped and the record sealed.
10I can’t wait to see Mitt at the NAACP. At the rate his campaign is going, I truly expect him to show up looking like Al Jolson in blackface. And think he’s trying to fit in.
11Mittendork was obviously given a liberal (I know!) application of Light Egyptian, available from Max Factor, a common stage makeup. But he apparently declined the application of finishing powder that would have taken the edge off that Burnt Sienna look. The back of the hands don’t match, either. Dead giveaway. Classic amateur actor mistake.
I’m becoming more convinced that Mittendork is actually trying to throw the election. I figure he knows there’s no way he wins without releasing his tax returns and that ain’t happening, so he needs to gin up a different excuse. It’s a reach, I know, but what else could possibly be going on? I’m kinda feeling the same way as when Shrub left the stage – that the actual terrorists could not have done a better job of bringing us down.
12Stop it! It’s hard to do this.
13Wow – this should really backfire – I’m sure some of his “less than braniac” bretheren are now going to be really confused – “Hey when did Mitt become a black man”?
14I wonder what he’ll do when he decides it’s time to pander to women.
15Wow, tough enough to look Latino. But @LynnN, oh goodness, I just can’t wait. Mitt in drag? Well, that won’t work!
It looks better and better for Democratic supporters, but, as my husband reminds me almost every day, the real problem may be that, with all this Romney idiocy, the Democrats could become complacent. VOTE and get others to VOTE.
16It just gets more and more pathetic.
Bussed in supporters. Retaped intros.
What’s next?
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/22/romney-campaign-demanded-rules-change-to-stack-univision-forum-with-supporters/
17LynnN and Rubymay–Mitt in drag will look like Sarah Palin.
18Criminy – when I saw this a couple of days ago, I thought perhaps the “make-up” folks at Univision were just “having some fun” and it is possible, that is what they did, due to “Mittdendork” (love that one, btw) with all his “Mexicany” talking points being so relevant to the Hispanic community. I wonder if Mittendork has ever been to Mexico? Does he not understand these people have actual teevees and newsy stuff just LIKE THE REST OF THE REAL WORLD and the Hispanic population of the AMERICAS are not idiots, although Mittendork and (need new nickname for his sidekick, Publicus) are COMPLETE IDIOTS. Sidekick’s latest on birth control mandate is rather hilarious – he is as dumb as Snowbilly Grifter as far as the VP job, it is WORSE because Sidekick has been in Congress for his ENTIRE LIFE, as young as he is – he has been in DC for 20 years, Mittendork and Sidekick __________ (fill in blank)
Thanks for a Hilarious Sunday wake-up read.
19Lynn: Don’t worry – Women will remember in November!!
20Jo, have Mitt and Sarah ever appeared together? I mean, it’s almost like Clark Kent and Superman.
21LynnN–Hah! It took me a second to get your meaning! Could it be? Clark Kent and Superman, Mitt and Sarah…. Hmmm, I don’t believe that they have appeared together. Maybe only Todd and Ann know for sure.
22I hope this isn’t hijacking this thread, but I read this in Daily Kos.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/23/1135478/-Mitt-waves-goodbye-to-Election-chances-out-an-open-airliner-window#comments
Did anyone ever teach him that if you want an ember to burst into flame you blow on it?
23I wonder how he would do on “Are you smarter than a 5th grader”?
I’m taking odds on his showing up on Oct. 3 in blackface. I know it seems completely improbable, but whoever would have thought he’d show up among Hispanics in brownface? You know they have mirrors when that appearance makeup is applied. If they didn’t, then somebody should paint on a clownface. He’d never figure it out.
24Thanks for the link Jan. My youngest is a 911 dispatcher. He has been educating me more about fires. A house can be engulfed in flames in four, yes, count them, four minutes. Geez, even in junior high (yes, I’m that old) we learned you don’t add oxygen to a fire. Now we know money can’t buy everything… brains and common sense being two of them.
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