A local liar for hire, who rents himself out as “political consultant” for both sides of the aisle, has probably won some kind of award for gosh-awful political advice.

First off, have you noticed that anybody with a video camera and a computer is now a “political consultant?”

“Damnest thing I’ve ever seen,” Juanita says.  “I think political consultants are kinda like scurvy except not the good part of scurvy.  But, that’s a whole ‘nother story for a day when I’m doing a piggyback perm and have lots of time to talk.”

For now, we will share this amazing political ad.  The point of the ad was to approach black voters who did not vote in the Democratic primary and try to get them to vote in the GOP primary run-off.  “It’s legal, but it ain’t gonna happen,” Juanita knows.

“First off, if you’re approaching black voters, do not use YouTube.  Skate boarders use YouTube.  Black folks, not so much,” Juanita gently explains to overly white people.

“Second off, if you’re appealing to Democratic black voters, do not use two stinking rich old white Republican guys – neither of who seem capable of looking anybody straight in the eye — whining that they are being treated unfairly and that you – a Democrat of color — need to help them by voting Republican.  You also probably shouldn’t ask them to donate to your Poor Rich White Dude With Only Two Sets of Golf Clubs Fund.    I never thought I’d have to explain this to anybody, but apparently there is an IQ shortage in the political consultant field,” Juanita says.

Needless to say, the touted candidate lost.

The consultant who took money for this tomfoolery?  Scott E. Berrett.  It’s robbery without a gun.

“Buck Pocheck says that he’s hiring a political consultant because he likes to get whipped,” Juanita says with a roll of her eyes.