Well, another stalwart of Republican family values and high moral standards just got caught doing … you really don’t wanna know.

But I’m gonna tell you anyway because you need to roll your eyes to get your day started.

Suffolk County District Judge Robert Cicale, a Republican from the Long Island town of Islip, was removed from the bench and faces up to 15 years in prison for underwear burglary.

A married father of three, Cicale admitted to stealing underwear owned by his 23-year-old neighbor that worked for him when he was the town attorney. He said he was acting on “urges” that led him to do so.

Urges?  Is that the same thing that made you vote for Donald Trump?

As any good Republican would, he plead not guilty.  You know, after admitting doing it because of urges.

Honey, I’m getting eye roll fatigue.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.