July 14, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Dumpster Fire, Trump
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Must be a graduate of Trump University.
1Where is Wite Suburia? Floid county Georga, it wood seem.
I seriously hope someone is putting people on
2OMG, I misspelled seam. My bad!!
3One exception that proves the rule…
4Suburia? Let me see. Maybe she misspelled Siberia?
5I think it’s next to Suburpia.
6Is it legal to have all that paint obstructing the rear windshield? Even in Suberia?
7OMG, it’s a Jaguar! Somehow, that makes it ever so slightly worse.
I’d say it’s all a plot of the Trump Dalek to infiltrate spell-checkers.
I’d also guess the college she was educated at was Trump University…
8Papa, you beat me to Trump U., but here are a few other choices:
9Bob Jones U., Oral Roberts U., Anal Roberts U., Shorter U., Longer U., and that bastion of conservative learning, Beauregard Sessions College of Recusal and Perfidious Jurisprudence.
I would be sooo embarrassed to be driving that car.
10Should be easy to fj nd out who that idiot is.
She voted trump what? The scariest raciest you know.
11There is the perfect example of “More money than brains.”
12@Maryelle – And don’t forget the Trey Gowdy Finishing School of Cowardly Bullying and the Roy Moore Finishing School for Filthy Old Men.
13English major?
14Perhaps the driver meant “white Siberian.” Rome, GA, the Floyd County seat, is about halfway between Atlanta and Chattanooga, just a bit further away from Birmingham, and about the size of Lufkin… it’s neither a suburb nor does it have them in any sense we would recognize.
That’s the trouble with these morans – sometimes it’s hard to make out just what they’re trying to say.
15There’s an organization i support called Stolen Valor. Volunteers seek out those who have claimed that which is not and which never was theirs to claim.
By the same token, people who claim education when all evidence leads one to conclude otherwise there should be a public censure for such obvious lying. And if on the odd chance this woman did truly receive a degree from some legitimate, accredited college or university, that college or university should mark her transcript somehow that the education at their institution clearly didn’t take. Either way she has no right to claim “college educated”.
And she should be publicly shamed for admitting to voting for Drumpf. I’d have more respect for her if she smuggled cocaine or made meth in her spare bathroom.
16“College educated” may only mean that she enrolled in a community college once. Not necessarily that she received a degree, but that she perhaps attended one class once.
My take on Suburia is that maybe it’s where Suburus are built.
17And she has a helluva drinking problem!
18What do you suppose the BAMAF NP stands for on the license plate. Surely that is some kind of coded message as to whom the occupant might be!
19Maybe: Black and Mad as F**k No Problem!
Funny they got everything else spelled correctly except for the “white suburban” part of that message!
Mah Fellow Murkuhn, I taught at a community college. She wouldn’t have passed any course that required writing. Just like our “president” who I suspect had a paper writer on retainer.
20Doesn’t Sarah Palin have a degree in “communications” from Home Depot Community College? Also too, this wite woman might have gone to a chiropractic school. There are all kinds of education.
21Maybe she’s just proud of owning a Subaru?
22The Trumpsters parody themselves. Makes it tough for the professional comedians.
23Just think how badly she spelled before she went to college.
24Political vandalism is my bet. If it was the owner, she would have painted it on the inside rear window, to make it durable. That would require writing it backward, which an idiot owner probably couldn’t do. But it’s a fun punching-bag, because it fits our stereotype. Sorry to be a heretic.
25Lunargent, driving a Jaguar is the expression of the silliest of vanities, Conspicuous consumption. Driving one shows that money is of such little concern that double digit depreciation is not considered. Jags were once great cars. I had an XK-E at 19 when a good one sold for $1500 and could be repaired on the street. That same car is worth about $60,000 now. In 40 years hers will not exist.
26The license plate indicates that she is a Family Nurse Practitioner from the University of Alabama. She is also a member of ZTA which is almost exclusively a white sorority.
27Not a Subaru, a Jaguar. To my everlasting relief, as I’m a Subaru owner. As are a disproportionate number of my knitting group, a nice, sharp, liberal group of ladies.
No, it looks like a sorority sticker on the lower left. So I’m guessing a native Alabaman, a legacy student at a small private Southern college, where she majored in keg stands. Probably didn’t graduate, and bought the Jag with hubby’s money.
I’m speculating here. But I think the narrative works.
28Yeah, that Trump U sure turns out the scholars, doesn’t it?
But that personalized plate starting with BAMA could get her in a heap of trouble there in Georgia since, well, college football and our rivalry began. Especially after our recent national championship game against them dashed the hopes of Bulldog nation. Yes, they beat us fair and square on a successful Hail Mary play, but we don’t forget and we have perfected the art of the long-held grudge.
29uh huh…
30I give thanks that I live in Massachusetts, where the community colleges graduate well-educated, hard-working citizens. And that I’ll never have to rely on this nurse to take care of me, since she might not be able to read the directions on a pill bottle.
31JFC! This MAGAoty 100% ‘Murikkkan bitch is driving a furrin Jaguar. Does she know that Jaguar Motors is wholly owned by the Indian conglomerate Tata?
And claiming to be colidge edumbcated too.
Look at the lower left of her rear window, there is a square sticker (unreadable), with the letters “Z T A” just below. Could that be for a sorority affiliation? I never had any use for the Greek-types at my colidges, so WTF?
Aha, could well be the “Zeta Tau Alpha” sorority/women’s fraternity.
Their motto is “Seek the Noblest”, clearly inapplicable to this cretin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeta_Tau_Alpha
I’d guess the “BAMAFNP” vanity licence plate has something to do with the U of Aladamnbama, though I can only guess at the FNP?
Maybe this, from a Bing search: “…MS in Nursing, concentration in Family Nurse Practitioner degree program from The University of Alabama”.
Dread thinking that an idiot who spells a very public personal slogan like that actually received a BS and MS degree, Family Nurse Practitioner. Wouldn’t want to be a patient of hers.
http://bamabydistance.ua.edu/degrees/msn-nurse-practitioner/msn-np-primary-care-for-rural-populations/index.php
Should be easy to finish doxxing out Ms. MAGAot.
32One Friday night, many years ago, a young woman became the first of many in her sorority that evening, to jump up on a table wearing a large lamp shade on her head as everyone around her chanted toga! toga! toga!
Then a young man, working on his MBA (and future Jaguar afficiando) caught sight of this vision from above (remember, she’s on a table) and captivated by her wild dance moves and whirling gestures, never stopped to think, “can she spell?”
It became what we see today, a match made in heaven.
33Damn a bottle of white shoe polish that doesn’t have spell check.
34I would believe she entered the Univ. of Ala and obtain a MRS. The vanity plate might mean BAMA FiNg Proud.
35On the other hand she could be a beauty college drop out and trying to make up for her inadequacies by driving a flashy car and living in a double wide on the edge of town.
Just remember that 50% of all Family Nurse Practitioners graduate in the bottom half of their class.
36Lower Slobbovia.
37She obviously used Wite Out to write that, and who among us wouldn’t use that spelling?
“Suburia” probably came after a bottle of wine…or two.
38My first thought was (O)bama first n***** president, but I suppose (Ala)bama Family Nurse Practitioner makes sense.
39My suspicion is that her husband bought the car used and it already had the lic. plate on it.
40In this particular case it is doubtful that FNP means family nurse practitioner. FNP means the car is fully loaded. Publicly using FNP (Full Negro Package) on the vanity plate says it all about the vehicle owner.
41So many great ideas.
42Personally I think the fourth word was misspelled.
She was trying to say collage.
It explains everything after.
Papa: Touché!
43Not so sure about the community college assumption. After all, there’s barber college, hair styling college, online college…and, she wouldn’t necessarily have graduated from any of them.
44I thought you might enjoy some of the signs from the British protests, all spelled correctly, so I’ll just leave them here.
Signs at British protests:
45You tangerine wankmaggot!
It’s like they say, small hands–big asshole.
You bell end.
I’m from Essex and that tan is dodgy babe.
(I omitted all the “f*cks.”)
Sandridge, the other sticker says “Roll Tide.” Scares me to death that she may have patients whose lives depend on her.
46You’re all wrong. She went to Wharton.
(God, that school will NEVER get over the disgrace by having that foul-mouthed baboon as one of their alumni.)
47Instead of making fun of this mostly illiterate college girl let the chapter pres. know that one of her members needs a little help in the basics of spelling!
Link this article with your request for a intervention.
ztanupresident@gmail.com
48NicaBrian, I fondly remember the Jag XK-E. It was the epitome of the Jag. They have gone downhill since.
49djw,
I see it now with your cue. I had put that image in a viewer (Irfan) and zoomed it a bunch, and sort of made out the ‘r, o, t, i’, but as a very non-sports-‘fan’ type, it meant nothing to me then. It’s fairly plain now with your help. I think my screen parameters might be a bit ‘over-adjusted’ too, I make changes to the contrast, sharpness, color, etc., sometimes to suit certain things, which changes others.
Jane & PKM,
never heard that one before, but as a former gas station monkey in HS, I can relate…
Fred Farklestone,
dang good idea, that sorority prez is probably swimming in irate emails now; not that they probably give a chit. Ms. MAGAot is probably pretty close to their median on a political scale.
maggie,
I still drool over XK-E’s, still the best looking (and driving) motor vehicles ever made, period. Almost bought one a couple of times (used of course, back when they were ‘affordable’), but having been sorely tryed with two MG’s, I just couldn’t bring myself to buy British again…
Watching old teevee programs from the 60-80’s (like Mannix, Rockford, Cannon, etc.), you sometimes see them in a typical car chase and running off a cliff- what a waste (although I think it might be the same pre-wrecked one in the same multi-view camera clip recycled).
Just seeing an XK-E in a movie or teevee program is like seeing a Lockheed Constellation airliner in slightly older productions, the Connie is simply the best looking aircraft there is (along with the SR-71 Blackbird, also a Lockheed type).
I even remember when the skies were full of them, they have an unmistakable sound from those big radials too (lived near a major airport as a kid).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_E-Type
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Constellation
50