Will Work For Relevance
The trail of tears: Steve Bannon got kicked out of the White House, fired from Breitbart, rebuked by Rebekah Mercer, and now Fox News won’t even hire him.
No word yet if Alex Jones will reverse his attacks on Bannon and hire him to to do The Crazy Person’s Guide to the Weather, but it doesn’t look too good.
So, if you are in need of a sweaty, dirty guy with no visible meaning of existence to come sit on your couch in his underwear drinking beer and screaming vile things at Rachel Maddow, I have a lead for you. At no extra cost, he will whine and blame some damn thing called the deep state.
And always remember – the bigger they are, the louder the splat sound when they fall. Enjoy.
I’m betting he’ll turn to singing for his supper and immunity for Mueller. He may be the one that knows where the bodies are buried.
Juanita Jean: Bannon needs a power washing, a flea dipping and some time in detox before his next appearance.
1What, no Fox for you? What next Steve will it be Dancing with The Stars?
I can just never forget John Oliver’s description of him: He looks like the guy who woke up on a park bench after losing custody of the kids.
2I predict TV evangelist.
3@Papa
Thank g-d uber Texan Bob Kleberg invented cattle sized dipping vats to rid his herd of the common cattle tick (which spread cattle tick fever amongst his herds). After a good power wash, or a Kwell shower in the local county detention center, soaking Bannon in a cattle vat of hot soapy water should clean his physical body right up. Cleaning his brain, his soul, and his wizened heart must happen well above my pay grade.
4I’m kind of sorry to see him go. I was looking forward to the chaos he would sow within the GOP with all of his primary picks. He did so well with Roy Moore.
But, you know, nobody really ever leaves Trumpville. If they grovel enough, the big guy eventually takes them back. With Trump, flattery will get you everywhere.
5Bannon and Issa are going to start a laundry of some kind. (Issa stepping down so we can’t fire him!)
6Don’t forget that he is a Goldman Sachs millionaire. So he doesn’t need a job, he just looks that way.
7Oops. Bekah dropped her chew toy.
8Maybe Bannon can do “The Man On The Street” interview segments for that little ambush twit, I can’t remember his name and it’s a waste of time to look it up.
“Today we’re asking lunch hour pedestrians, Should Oprah’s lack of political experience influence her decision on whether or not she runs for President?”
9Bless his heart.
10He finally tells the truth and republicans dump him.
KARMA!
Texas trailer park trash:
If not Bannon, Joe Arpaio wants to take Flake’s place for AZ. Just what we need in DC, another feeble, 85 yr old, racist, geezer. Maybe Roy Moore could manage his campaign
11@Papa–If Arpaio wins, they’ll just be trading one flake for another.
Bada-bum, ching! Thank you, ladies and germs. I’ll be here all week!
12@TTTP
… and don’t forget to tip your waiter!” 🙂
13Alan, can’t remember who described Bannon as looking like the guy who was given a deodorant stick by the HR office after unanimous requests.
14Bannon the Nihilist got his own act handed to him on a stick! I bet he writes a book! But who the heck would buy it? Are there really enough nihilists in this country who would say yes to such a purchase? You know how nihilists are!
15Bannon doesn’t have a heart. He needs to be a footnote in history and forgotten.
16“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.”
-Theodore Parker (as quoted by Martin Luther King)
17Bannon’s ego was so inflated after Trump won the election and he moved into the WH with him. He seemed to think his new status gave him permission to say/do anything he pleased, but he forgot one thing: Loyalty to Trump must be maintained above all else including the truth. Once he unloaded on the witless Trump, Jr., he was toast, badly burned toast, and he ended up where most of us would put a piece of toast like this—in the trash.
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