First reason I am not speaking to CNN:

I subscribe used to subscribe to their breaking news.  You know how their instant polls said that it was 48% to 40% in favor of President Obama even among what they admit is a heavily Republican sample?

I get this last night at 10:47 Texas time.

Seriously?  Honey, 8 percentage points (with a poll skewed Republican) is considered a landslide.

Second reason I am not speaking to CNN:

Double seriously?  Check out this story.

You’re going to fault a man for bringing a capital investment of $100 million and 800 jobs to his city?  I guess the easiest way to fault him to is freekin’ leave that part out.

Reason Numero Tres why I am not speaking to CNN:

They give David Gergen a microphone.

Okay, I feel better getting that off my chest.