Why Didn’t We See This Coming?
Meet Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortie. He’s a birther and a strong Donald Trump supporter. You’ll be relieved to know that he’s not grabbing women by the whoha.
No, sireee. Not Good Old Republican Ralph.
KOCO 5 learned that Moore police have recommended three prostitution-related charges against State Senator Ralph Shortey.
These charges include: soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1000 feet of a church and transporting for the purpose of prostitution.
Police say the investigation started after a man was found in a motel room with an underage boy. Employees at the Motel 8 in Moore say a person by the name of Ralph Shortey checked in on March 9 and shortly after police arrived.
And in 2014, Dog the Bounty Hunter campaigned for him. Dog advertised himself as “Ex-Con to Icon.” Shortie got confused and did that backwards.
Thank goodness he was caught with a live boy and not a dead girl.
1Somebody named “Shortey” rarely if ever ends up with the beautiful maiden in fiction. Apparently “Shortey” ends up paying for sex. With a teenager. A boy. What’s wrong with this picture? Oh yeah as the Cali Judge said to someone else “the number of San Quentin quail an adult can have is … Zero.”
2This is just pitiful. What a POS this guy is. This picture shows all a person need to know about this guy! Just Pitiful!
3Hahahahahahah…oh my god, they are so pathetic.
4MOTEL 8?!!!! Cheap bastard.
5I hate these f@@king “people.”
6I assume if one solicits prostitutes with 1000 feet of mosque, he’s ok?
7He is really proud of his guns, though. Such manly guns.
8But he talked to his wife and pastor, so all is forgiven
9Dumb! Dumber than a box of Kellyanne’s hair!
10Statements forthcoming:
111. I am not a homosexual.
2. I love my wife.
3. This is a left wing conspiracy to discredit a “Patriot” like me.
He NEEDS those guns to prove he’s a man. Coward.
12Cole, the other well-trodden GOP route is “I have sinned, but the Lord has forgiven me, so it’s like it never happened.”
13Rhea mia culpa forgetting the #1 excuse of right wingers.
14As sad as this is, it still made my day. Lock ’em up, lock ’em up
15Raaaalllppphhh, baaaarrrffff…
If that perv grew up in a rural area there wasn’t a farm animal that didn’t run and hide when he showed up, just look at the assh*le, couldn’t get hisself l*id in Nuevo Laredo…well, maybe the burro.
Great Dawd in the Sky, I effen hatehatehate these twisted, perverted, holierthanthou, biblethumpin’, sanctimonious, hypocritical SOBin’ GOPreverts.
Hope ol’ Shortey gets some serious state prison time, he’ll be quite a popular ‘hit’ there I reckon. (IYKWIM…IOKIYAR ain’t gonna save his pasty soapy whitey-tighty hiney in there…muhahahaha) Then if he ever gets out he’ll be on ‘the list’…rotsa ruck _ucker.
16When things like this happen, I always remember what my dearly departed parents used to say, “Beware of pigs in pokes.”
17Sandridge, dude! Breathe, buddy, breathe. I’m worried you’ll have an aneurysm or something. Go kick a rock. I know it’s hard to read about this crapola but I found the anger just eats you up not them. They don’t care. Take that emotion and turn it into a resolve to eliminate them all. I’m not particularly religious, but hedging my bets I pray for their death(s) every night. And I feel no shame in that. They are beyond reasoning. They are the evil any real Christian should disavow. They have to go.
18So nobody jumps on my case, I said I “prayed” for their death(s). I’m not planning to do anything rash or illegal and I will not. Nor do I encourage anyone else to do anything illegal. I will trust in the Lord to make that decision. And as we all know, the Lord works in mysterious ways. We’ll see what happens. Isn’t freedom of religion great?
19@JAK
Most of us by oh late 20s early 30s have a better dead list. Been praying that aneurysm for a couple of ex-managers for years. Hasn’t happened yet, but like Drumpf, each are a pound or 50 overweight so I figure time is on my side. “Now I lay me down to sleep, etc etc.” along with “g’night Chesty wherever you are!”
20JAKvirginia, No worries, I was laughing my arse off, these varmits are so predictable. It may come to extermination, that’s what many of them are dreaming about doing to ‘libtards’.
I’m still waiting for that joyful billion volt lightning bolt on the Mar-A-Pendejo golf course from The Goddess to leave a smoking hole on the thirteenth green… (‘Com’on Babee, do the ‘Lectrocution, do the ‘Lectrocution with meee…’ Paraphrasing the old soul song- “Locomotion”).
21I hate ’em too, but I’m having too much fun in other parts of my life to dwell endlessly. I do what I can to defeat the bastards at certain times, then have a life the rest of the time. I’m not gonna let the bastards get me down.
22My senses immediately “pricked” up when I noticed that his last name is “Shorty.” Such a name simply invites overcompensation, doesn’t it?
23AND for the Big Triple Play:
Please say he’s a youth pastor at his church!!!
TFP.
24What do you expect from a guy who introduced a bill to ban fetuses in food?
25http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/01/oklahoma-lawmaker-ban-fetuses-food.html
I’m not surprised as I believe ALL rePUKEian ahole hypocritical xtians bigots are this way! The only differences between them is who got caught!
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