Whoa, Pull In On Them Reins.
Okay, you’re reading a story in the Washington Post right now that says Alex Jones’ filings in the bankruptcy court says that he is “Holding firearms for certain January 6th participants.”
It’s a joke. A very bad joke that the Washington Post fell for hook, line, and sinker.
Okay, the questionnaire for the bankruptcy court asks Jones to “identify property he owns or controls for somebody else.” And Jones, who continues to disrupt and poke fun at the judicial system responds thusly,
Crap like this has been Jones’ way of demeaning the courts and the media throughout this ordeal.
Think of it this way, just when you think Jones has hired every lawyer on the bottom of the writ twit stoopid barrel, he digs deeper and finds lawyers who let this slip past them in filings. It will probably get them some hefty sanctions because judges are rarely thrilled with people signing documents and swearing to them when they contain made-up “jokes.”
The filing, on the whole, is significantly deficient. So, focus on that, not the jokes.
Okay, I just got sent the long form of the joke. Please note that everything else on it is left blank, unlike any other positions or payments he filed.
Excuse the typos and click on the pictures to make them full size. I wanted to get this up quickly.
I guess you gotta know Jones and how many other times he’s done stuff like this. My best guess – and this is just a guess – is that it was Jones’ employees Owen Shroyer or Bob Dew who did this because they are both arrogant little punks.
I saw the headline and figured it wasn’t worth reading. Of course, I was a bit distracted due to finally having a knowledgeable team trimming the fallen and broken branches from the ice storm here. Still not inclined to go back and read it. Thanks for doing the nasty work for me!
1Was it signed under penalty of perjury? If so, it’s like making bomb jokes in an airport.
2Now, let’s not make assumptions, especially if they require AJ making sensible decisions involving the real world. Maybe he really is storing some weapons for January 6 insurrectionists and decided it would be perjury to *not* report that. But I would love for the judge to require Jones to list the materials he is holding in detail, including the locations. It’s a quick way to find how hard he needs to be slapped down over this.
Not that it’s related or anything, but have they ever caught the person planting pipe bombs around D.C. at that time?
3It looks like a clipping from a page of the official form. The full page would be letter sized with a header containing the case number, document number, etc., so this may be dummied up. At least I hope so – I’d hate to be whoever tendered it for filing if it was actually submitted.
4“Jones told HuffPost the firearms belong to two other members of his Infowars media empire: host Owen Shroyer and video editor Sam Montoya, who have both been charged for their roles in the riot.” Just sayin’.
5He just wants to make sure that every judge involved in his various cases throws the book at him.
6Based on what he told HuffPost (thank you Halster), I’m thinking he’s going for an insanity plea. I think we all thought he’s insane but he’s trying to prove it. I hope his attorneys get disbarred and have to beg for employment and his Infowars cohorts go to jail (with him).
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