In the News You Simply Cannot Use department, Kanye West, now known as Ye, had lunch with Donald Trump, now known as TFG. Place cards at the table were a mess.

To add a little fun, Ye brought some uninvited guests, which was a complete surprise being as how Ye is known for his impeccable manners.  Just ask Taylor Swift. Oh hell, just ask anybody.

Ye also brought an almost-famous white nationalist because  … I dunno.  Ye said he was running for President and generously offered TFG the Vice Presidential slot on his ticket.

I know this is hard to believe, but TFG was not honored.  So here he was – eating lunch with a disrespectful Ye and a guy who yearns to be Hitler.  Okay, it sounds like there is no downhill from there.

Oh, yes there is.

Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, said former President Donald Trump started “screaming” at him during dinner at the Mar-a-Lago resort and told the rapper he would lose if he were to run in 2024.

“When Trump started basically screaming at me at the table telling me I was going to lose, I mean has that ever worked for anyone in history?” the rapper said in a video he tweeted on Thursday evening.

“I’m like whoa hold on, hold on, hold on. You’re talking to Ye,” he said in the video.

Okay, I know this sounds weird, but I would pay cash American money to watch those two try to communicate, much less try to insult each other.  Throw in some screaming and a nazi or two and I’ll buy an orchestra seat.

My family is somewhat blessed to have five little boys.  The oldest is 9 years old and the youngest is almost 4. The oldest had a birthday party last week. Nobody screamed, and nobody said, “You’re talking to Ye.”  And Honey, that wasn’t even a challenging behavior bar to jump.