Who You Talking To?
In the News You Simply Cannot Use department, Kanye West, now known as Ye, had lunch with Donald Trump, now known as TFG. Place cards at the table were a mess.
To add a little fun, Ye brought some uninvited guests, which was a complete surprise being as how Ye is known for his impeccable manners. Just ask Taylor Swift. Oh hell, just ask anybody.
Ye also brought an almost-famous white nationalist because … I dunno. Ye said he was running for President and generously offered TFG the Vice Presidential slot on his ticket.
I know this is hard to believe, but TFG was not honored. So here he was – eating lunch with a disrespectful Ye and a guy who yearns to be Hitler. Okay, it sounds like there is no downhill from there.
Oh, yes there is.
Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, said former President Donald Trump started “screaming” at him during dinner at the Mar-a-Lago resort and told the rapper he would lose if he were to run in 2024.
“When Trump started basically screaming at me at the table telling me I was going to lose, I mean has that ever worked for anyone in history?” the rapper said in a video he tweeted on Thursday evening.
“I’m like whoa hold on, hold on, hold on. You’re talking to Ye,” he said in the video.
Okay, I know this sounds weird, but I would pay cash American money to watch those two try to communicate, much less try to insult each other. Throw in some screaming and a nazi or two and I’ll buy an orchestra seat.
My family is somewhat blessed to have five little boys. The oldest is 9 years old and the youngest is almost 4. The oldest had a birthday party last week. Nobody screamed, and nobody said, “You’re talking to Ye.” And Honey, that wasn’t even a challenging behavior bar to jump.
We could do a remake of Rashomon, where Trump’s story, ye’s story, and the Hitler wanna-be’s stories are contrasted.
Pity there’s no video – the pay-per-view revenue would be MASSIVE!
1Three generations of deplorables breaking bread. What could be better than that? A couple of TFFG’s favorite lines are “many people are saying” and “I don’t even know the guy.” Of course he used the latter to say he had no clue who/what Fuentes is. Then he added he really liked the guy because Fuentes got him.
2read somewhere that a “rope a dope” strategy is best for TFG.
3Every time he swings someone will get tired of him.
And with all this craziness going on, Trump still wants us to believe that the United States top secret documents he stole were secure at his golf club and we’re all making a big deal out nothing.
4In prep for the T****’s debate with Biden, his niece recommended the best way to get under his skin would be to call him “Donald”. But this has to be vastly better:
“I’ve decided to help you out in 2024, by letting you be my vice-presidential candidate. That way you can ditch the stigma of being a loser by getting into office on the coat tails of a real winner, me. Now, don’t get into a tizzy thanking me for this. I figure you need a helping hand, and vice-president is almost like being president.”
Followed a few weeks later by “oops, I forgot that I promised my cousin Fred that he could be vice-president. How about assistant secretary of agriculture, I think we might be able to squeeze you into that position.”
5IDK JJ, I think I’d like to have a box seat for this show.
6How on earth did Sarah Palin miss out on this?
It could have been a trifecta.
7An ex-president, a formerly known as, and a nazi walk into a bar…
8The bartender says “we only have one rule in this bar, parties of 3 all have to order the same drink. What’ll ya have?”
“You’re talking to Ye”? He’s as stupid as Trump.
9The slug heard something against him .
10“Ye Haw.” Still in syndication, I believe.
11Oh my, Ms. JuanitaJean Herownself, was that an invitation? If so, yes please, seat us at the children’s table for cake and ice cream with serious discussions. And fun. We’re enjoying the 5th run through of Pup Academy on Netflix with our boys. Give us the kids’ Netflix picks x5 or x5000 anyday!
The other seating arrangement at Merde-duh-Blowhole? Not an option. Evuh. Much for the same reasons we ‘missed’ the opportunity a few years back to listen to Dick Cheney on the campaign trail in Reno, NV. With the ability to resist anything but temptation, beating on an old guy would not be a good look. Plus, the Secret Service does not play nice.
12Happy Thanksgiving weekend to everybody.
13Has anybody else been watching the West Wing mega marathon on HLN?
Cause I sure have. Has it occurred to anybody else that this has been a well-needed reminder of what the informational reality used to be before Donald fucking trump made Twitter the official platform for….. everything?
No “conversation” involving two people who refer to themselves in the third person is going to end well.
14Any “news” story that has TFG but no mention of court proceedings reads like an SNL skit script. You simply cannot parody an certifiably crazy person.
15slipstream, Palin is a loser, having twice lost to Mary Peltola in less than a year. Trump does not eat with losers, especially when he endorsed them and they make him look bad. Loser!
16Buttermilk Sky, not only did the Trump-endorsed Palin lose (again), but Trump’s hand-picked candidate to beat Lisa Murkowski also lost big time. Alaska rejected two our of three Trumpies. Summary:
Palin: loser
17Tshibaka: loser
Trump: loser
Just to clarify, he will eat with antisemitists, white supremacists and racists just to name a few. He’d even make them part of his maladministratiin.
18“You’re talking to Ye.”
19Wait a minute, is this sposta be read as the old English ye? You mean like “thee”? Or however it’s spelled.
Humpff , well that ‘sprains somethin’…
I guess.