Honey, Rush Limbaugh is just a shiver lookin’ for a spine to run up.

Funny, she doesn't look like a slut

Remember that lovely college young woman, Sandra Fluke, who wanted to testify before Darrell Issa’s committee but they wouldn’t let her because she doesn’t have a penis?  Remember how she’s a third year law student at Georgetown University and wanted to speak because Georgetown would not pay for birth control pills for a friend with ovarian cysts?

Well, come to find out, she’s a slut and a prostitute.

We know that because Rush Limbaugh said so.  On the electric radio.

“What does it say about the college co-ed Susan (sic) Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex — what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.”

And that’s why people without penises cannot testify before congress on women’s issues.  It just brings out the sluts.

They say Rush later backed-off calling her a slut.  He decided she wasn’t a slut – she just has “round heels.” That’s pretty much worse.

Rush, as a fair to middlin’ member of the International Sisterhood of Bitches, including the Cackling Jezebel Consortium, the law firm of Bitch, Cohen, and Bitch, Happy Harlot Holding Company, Grinning Bitch Enterprises, and the entire Bitch Family of Companies, I have been authorized to say:  Shove it, you stinking son of a motherless goat.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.