The next Republican Presidential debate is going to be on Bloomberg teevee on Tuesday, October 11th, in New Hampshire

That only gives us two weeks to come up with something they can boo at.  So far they are anti health care for people in the intensive care unit,  pro executing innocent people, and, finally, decidedly against the American soldier in a combat zone.

At great personal sacrifice and expense, I am willing to walk Truman across the stage at the next GOP debate to get him booed.  As an adorable little puppy, Truman is also willing to make this sacrifice because he’s sincerely afraid that they are gonna boo Grandma.

Or apple pie.

Or the Washington Monument.

Or little helpless kittens.

Or baby booties.

Truman is a big boy.  He can take it.

He can also tinkle on their expensive shoes.