December 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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He’s thinking: two feet from Donald Trump, and got my hand on my Glock . . .
1Maybe he wanted his hand on his checkbook.
2Jeez, he looks as short and stupid as he is.
3Maybe he was just tired from all the excitement of coming up in the polls.
4Napoleon complex. Look it up! He’s only 5’8″.
5The only feel he’s gonna cop this week? (First response: does he think he is f$&@!€£ Napoleon?! Nice to be in good company!)
6I wonder if he doesn’t know what to do in situations like that because he doesn’t have a heart!
7Senator Cruz has to work twice as hard to look like he loves America more as he was born in Canada.
8I didn’t watch… so what are all of them doing here? Listening to the National Anthem? Reciting the Pledge of Allegiance? Crap… it’s a debate! Can’t they give this faux patriotism a break? Sheesh.
9The long and the short of it is he’s just creepy!
10He is a Canadian y’know!
Oy vey.
11Don’t make fun- Ted is self-conscious about having seven pinky fingers on that hand.
12According to a Mental Floss article I just this moment found and read on the interweb world wide thingy, “In 1738, Francois Nivelon, the Mr. Manners of that era, wrote in his book A Book Of Genteel Behavior that the hand-inside-vest pose signified ‘manly boldness tempered with modesty.'”
Clearly Mr Nivelon never met a man in his time such as Raphael Cruz.
13Micr, I couldn’t find Cruz’s modesty with a scanning electron microscope.
14@Rhea
Crap! It’s right there between Santa Claus and the Easter bunny.
15I think the other two are attempting to sing (mouths only partially open..Trump’s doesn’t even look like his mouth when he’s not showing pouty-lips) and Cruz isn’t.
16Creepy? Weird? Yes, but my word would be ‘repulsive.’ Or maybe ‘scariest’ (of them all).
17Maybe that’s the concealed carry ammosexual version of holding your d!ck unconsciously…
18That was one dog and pony show! Trump got booed by the audience once. Was wondering when this was going to happen. Jeb? made damn good points about insulting and chaos. So did Rand Paul about the 1st Amendment. Thank God this is the last such no-talent show of the year. I still think Trump wants to run all by himself as an independent (the “clear choice” candidate) and will do everything he can to overcome existing laws in certain states that would prohibit such a move. He has already demonstrated his contempt for the rest of the line-up. He doesn’t want a nomination. He blatantly with all his heart wants a coronation, something the GOP loves to throw at Hillary.
19hmm…he must toying with his nipple ring…he couldn’t get to his celise…
20This man makes me feel dirty every time I see him on TV, he is a real slimeball.
21Another revolting republican is Huckabee who tells all the young men to get of their butt and go and defeat ISIS, do you think that applies to his grossly overweight sons, one of whom was caught torturing and killing stray dogs?
How about the creepy Carlson who thinks operating on children
means he know about war!
Rubio always looks scared, he should keep that water bottle handy at all times!
Not too worried about Cruz, after all he was not born in the US. Surely the birthers will be all up in his business like they were with Obama. They are bipartisan, right? It wasn’t a race thing, was it?
22I’d be more worried about t-Rump. Does anyone else picture his face on a building sized banner? His pose in this picture just smacks of Stalin.
Let’s hope he doesn’t pull out his conceal weapon.
23I never realized Ted “Calgary” Cruz was such a “Sawed Off Little &$%#ing Runt.”
Snickers….
24In his mind, Cruz is the chosen and appointed one who will sneak ahead of the rat pack and grab the cheese. Too bad, Hillary or Bernie will already have eaten it.
25@maryelle
Sad isn’t it that it’s the second rat that actually gets the cheese!
26I read somewhere that the hand in the vest/jacket was actually a gang sign for Masons. George Washington also had a portrait done similar to Napoleon.
27He reminds me of a kid I knew. Sneaky, nasty, a goody 2 shoes with adults and just plain mean to other kids.
He was a liar and a thief.
I can’t stand Rafael Cruz. Will not even use his real name.
28Diane, Daffy Cruz, Jr. obviously hates his mother. What else can be said about a son who won’t use the name his mother gave him?
29“I never realized Ted “Calgary” Cruz was such a “Sawed Off Little &$%#ing Runt.”
supposedly, Napoleon was all up in the rest of Europe’s face, because he was short. he overcompensated by beating the shit out of everyone. bearing in mind that the histories tend to be written by winners, it turns out that the Emperor/Marshal was not, by any means, short for his day. in fact, he was a wee bit taller than the average European male (5’7″, I believe) at around 5’9”. the “short” Napoleon was a British invention, made to insult the guy who was routinely kicking their assess, until Waterloo. that, of course, is where (Freud, I believe) came up with the term “Napoleonic Complex”, for men who dramatically overcompensated, supposedly because of their short physical stature. I’ve always suspected it was something else “short” that those guys overcompensate for.
30I was at a meeting of Democrats last night. I said I wasn’t watching the GOP debates. I also said some other not very nice things.
31Rafael is simply the Eddie Haskell of our times. Entirely and completely creepy from head to feet.
32He’s placing his hand on his concealed carry piece while he, unbeknownst to the others, secretly pledges allegiance to the NRA.
33I’m thinking Napoleon and the iconic picture(s) of him with his hand inside his vest…
34Are we sure they are looking at an American flag? My guess would be a cornfederate flag, a Saudi flag, or a picture of Wayne LaPierre.
35He’s just fondling his Pocket Constitution.
Hey, it’s not molestation – it’s foreplay. He’ll f/:< it later.
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