Okay, okay, here’s the deal about Donald Trump and his $10,000 portrait purchased by his foundation and is currently residing at his golf course.

Take a deep breath.

An adviser to Donald Trump on Tuesday offered a new explanation for why a portrait of Trump — paid for by the Republican nominee’s charitable foundation — wound up on display at a Trump-owned golf resort in Florida.

Trump, the adviser said, was actually doing his charity a favor, by “storing” its painting on the wall of a bar at Trump National Doral, outside Miami.

The adviser may not be sober but he’s serious.  I warned you to take a deep breath.

“It’s hard to make an IRS auditor laugh,” Brett Kappel, a lawyer who advises nonprofit groups at the Akerman firm, said in an email. “But this would do it.”

Actually, it makes my eyes roll back in my head.

Here’s my question:  if he’s just storing it until he uses it for a chartiable reason, what the fool tarnation does he plan on doing with it?  Hey, last I heard Vicente Fox was looking for a new dart board.  Or he could donate it to the Carter Foundation to be used for drywall.