Where Does God Live?
Humanity has all sorts of theories about where God Almighty might be located, from the physical to the cosmic. One Christian sect has claimed that He lives on a planet orbiting a star named Kolob. That’s a physical concept. A cosmic concept would be that He has no definite location but is everywhere.
Then, there are the concepts of other faiths. But I’ll not dwell on that. Not my area.
But I’ll tell you where the Federal Election Commission thinks God might be living if S/he is who S/he says S/he is.
Upper Marlboro, Maryland.
More precisely, here, as revealed by the Google.
God lives here?
It all comes from this letter from the FEC addressed to Christy Renee God Helmondollar, who is the subject of an FEC investigation vis-a-vis the name of the campaign in question.
The letter of complaint was sent to an address within the Upper Marlboro area, giving The Almighty a physical location.
Or not.
See, apparently the FEC has a problem with the failure “to include the true, correct, or complete information under 52 U.S. Code § 30121” which deals with Contributions and Donations By Foreign Nationals.
Foreign Nationals?
Well, I guess without a valid Birth Certificate or US passport, God might be considered a foreign national.
It also means S/he cannot vote in the coming election.
That’s just going to mess up TFG’s donor list if he’s got to include alien donors. Especially with this poking and prodding by an incredulous FEC.
O ye of little faith.
God lives in Prince George’s County? That would surprise a whole lotta people.
I take it that Alfredo down at the Dairy Queen has been busy again.
1This puts Republicans who want additional and extreme voting measures implemented in a difficult position. Does God need a valid I.D.? Does God require proof of citizenship?
Then there’s the trans issue. Is Christy Renee a woman? For Christian traditionalists is God a man? What if God needs a restroom while waiting in line at the polling station? Who will dare question which bathroom is used?
2OT but DJT media stock is continuing to circle the drain faster and faster even on a day when the stock market is way up. $14.92 at just before noon PT today. Trumpf’s billions are circling with it.
3He’ll surely try to take credit for the stock market when it’s been the actions of Biden’s administration to clean up trumpf’s economy and covid disaster.
Sorry for being off topic. After hours DJT media is close to being in $13 territory @ $14.09. Spin, spin, spin toilet water.
And for some good news, this is a good read:
https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/kamala-is-running-a-near-perfect
4Maryland? Don’t be ridiculous. Everybody knows that God lives in West Virginia.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
5Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze