When Headlines Collide EDITED
Marco Rubio stuck his head out this morning and got himself two headlines.
The first one was this.
Immediately followed by this one.
See, Mr. Adelson, I can do it. I can keep Democrats from taxing you fairly and giving stuff to hungry children. See, I’m your man. I think we ought to let people die at the emergency room door. I know that tax breaks for billionaires isn’t free stuff. So, Mr. Adelson, give me some free stuff!
Marco, kiss my big blue butt.
ON EDIT: And to prove that three is the charm, here is today’s headline from the Washington Post.
‘Cuz Rubio wants free stuff.
Well, I don’t know. It never seems like these May-December romances last. We’ll see.
1At the risk of merely stating the obvious, Marco Rubio is a pandering hypocritical idiot.
2OK, Marco, now, for this next part we use this doll. Show us on the doll where Mr Adelson made these bad touches.
3Exactly why the only time Marco Rubio will ever be in the oval office is when he is visiting the POTUS…
He’s an unelectable scumbag…
4Being Hispanic, Senor Rubio’s nose is already a light brown shade, but sidling up to Ugly Adelson … methinks, it is going to become a deeper shade of brown what with him kissing Adelson’s ugly ass!!
5They have Marco Rubio, we have Julian Castro. Nuff said.
6Water Boy needs Uncle Shelly? Thought he had his Sugar Daddy in Florida. Try the Koch boys Marco; the departure of Snotty Wanker left some room at the teat in Kansas.
The desperate dive for more donors makes me suspicious that Water Boy doesn’t think much of his presidential or VP chances. Looks more like he’s feathering his nest before an ignominious exit the day after the final GOPig caucus.
7Rubio plagiarized Bush. Isn’t there a law against that?
8To which Rubio replies-stuff happens.
9I live in St. Petersburg.
Florida has closed primaries.
I have often contemplated registering as a Republican so that I can vote during the Republican primary. I SO want to vote for whichever totally-off-the-rails far-far-far-right wingnut might primary Rubio. Then, just maybe, we could get a Democrat into his seat.
I won’t do that this year, though. Voting for Bernie during the primary is just too important.
Sorry.
10Just read this a.m., Rubio thinks that Iran needs its own 2nd Amendment.
This young man needs an education.
11He looks to be younger than my paper boy. My paper boy is smarter than he is. I have him down in the office pool as one of the most likely to drop out before the last debate.
12@daChipster: That made my morning. Thank yew!
13daChipster, while “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” just a minor correction on the Marco/Shelly doll play. Or, please don’t be confused as to why Water Boy keeps pointing to his mouth. Clue: he’s not thirsty.
14There is a long list of real people, both living, dead and somewhere in-between, for whom a James Bond movie should be made, starring each as the evil villain. Mr Adelson is very high on that list. Darth Cheney is there as well.
15Sigh.
16Senora Rubio must be so proud that her Marco grew up to be a male prosti…republican. (prostican?)
17@maryelle
Soooo I’m guessing the band plays Blondie’s Call Me as Marco walks on stage.
18Micr, finding something for Water Boy will require a trip over to my Grandpa’s house. He surely has something suitable in his Rusty Warren collection.
19When a woman does what the Florida Water Boy is doing, they call her a golddigger or worse.
20@pkm
Oh milord! After my sainted father passed my brothers and I discovered some Rusty Warren 78s amongst his possessions. They are delightfully tacky and unrefined.
Kinda like Rodney Carrington at the majestic theatre a couple years back.
Paint peels at 100 clicks.
21“Free stuff”–like, oh, lower taxes, secret deals with the government, preferential treatment–that’s what the right wing wants.
22Oh, hell! Quelle surprise!
23Someone should tell the Rube about all those online fantasy football sites! That’s gambling. And they’re already in FL. Sheesh.
24My question is:
25Why is Rubio leaving the Senate after only one term?
PKM,are you suggesting Rubio didn’t get a round mouth from eating square meals?
26Fred,rumour has it Rubio is returning to an open Cuba and becoming Fidel’s cabana boy.
27OMG … Rusty Warren was sinfully delicious to listen to with snickers by all of us teens listening to such stuff!
The one line I remember:
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over and do it again!
LOL Some things are just meant to be remembered!
28Smarmy weasel, isn’t he?
29Fred Farklestone … Rubio is leaving Washington? When did he come here? Is he old enough to travel by himself?
30It’s not exactly free as Rubio is willing to trade what little soul he has left.
31So is Sheldon now endorsing Gingrich for Speaker? Sheldon may have made many, many millions from the gambling business, but his political bets don’t work out very well.
Ah, well, it’s only money.
32Marco will realize exactly what he got himself into when he returns to his hotel room tonight to find a sexy power suit and a note from Sheldon saying “Wear this tonight”.
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