What’s With Trey Gowdy’s Hair, Anyway?
You have to ask yourself – what the hell is it about Trey Gowdy and his hair? Is it just me? Or does he have more hair styles than Cher? Not only is this one of the goofiest sumbitches on Capitol Hill (not quite as goofy as Screwy Louie), he takes the cake for multiple goofy haircuts. He goes from early Monkees one day to full on racist Nazi “high-n-tight” the next, to Gordon Gekko the following day. Jesus, pal, pick a lane.
Here are some of my favorites:
Or maybe the largest toupee collection this side of Elton John.
1The guy can’t commit. To anything.
2Decency, rule of law, honesty, to the principals this country was founded on.
He will not be missed.
His barber is trying to give him a look that doesn’t make him look like a male member, with ears.
3Harold’s problem is there is an overabundance of cranium above his ears and his ears are set low. In addition, he too often has the look of Eyore about himself.
4I have long thought him y]to be a walking model for Trojan.
Valdemort. He’s the hissing image, and the various pictures have captured him molting.
5Looks like Trey is channeling Draco Malfoy.
6Third from the top and the bottom one make him look almost normal. The top one makes him look like a refugee from the ’60s, the rest make him look weird, and a few examples not pictured make him strongly resemble Zippy the Pinhead.
Really, if he’s an alien trying to fit in, he needs to look as human as possible. If he can’t manage that, perhaps a return to his home planet is in order? He’s about to retire from Congress, isn’t he? After that, he could go and nobody would notice for a long time.
7Jeez, dude, pick a ‘do and stick the f**k with it!
8Most of the time his hair looks exactly like mine does, when I haven’t washed mine in 3 or 4 too many days.
9Doesn’t matter what he does. He has a conehead somewhere in his family tree and there is no hiding it.
Or his mother couldn’t find a baby bonnet so she strapped a funnel to his head and left it on too long.
10I’ve seen fewer hairstyles on the numerous roles portrayed by Harrison Ford throughout his long career.
Maybe Trey Gowdy is a man ahead of his time, playing the long game. He knew at some point Republican policies would cause the lawmakers and hucksters behind “children in cages” etc to get called out in public for their actions, and with an ever changing indefinable hairstyle nobody can really be certain if the guy they just saw was Trey Gowdy, or quite possibly that one guy who plays a skinny, nervous, shifty eyed character in every mob and bank robbery film made since the late eighties. What’s his name again? I know I’ve seen him somewhere.
11Now that Trey has risen above most people’s radar, it’s probably inevitable that SNL will honor him with a skit. Bring it on, Kate McKinnon.
12It migh be hard for a microcephalic guy to find a good hairdo. Perhaps he should take a tip from Zippy the Pinhead.
13Honey, even Thelma at the Beauty Shop could not make Ghoul Goudy look even close to what we might classify as “good!”
14He is just an ugly entity with really bad hair!!
Trey Gowdy was the kid who played the banjo in the movie “Deliverance.”
15Every time I see Gowdy, I just think, “Now, there’s a guy whose family tree resembles a corn stalk.”
I’ll admit, my maternal grandparents were first cousins. But the family didn’t make a habit of it, so not much damage done, overall. I suspect the Gowdys are a like more – umm – close-knit.
16He thinks he’s the House of Representatives Matthew McConaughey. He believes himself to be a rock star of the House. The alpha dog. A ladies man!! He struts ,he preens. I assume everyone saw his performance yesterday at the televised hearing of Strzok. I hear he’s up for an Emmy for best performance in a comedy.
17His barber should get the chair and Gowdy should be sitting in his lap when the throw the switch.
18I always switch the channel when his mug comes on the teevee so I’ve never noticed all the hair styling. And my own hair is a fright so I won’t call the kettle black. Not too concerned about how he messes with the stuff coming out of his scalp but the stuff coming out of his mouth…. geez, what a nasty, weaselly, pompous hypocrite.
19Yes to all the previous comments and . . .
His voice! I listened to a bit of the Strzok hearing yesterday. When lil trey tries to sound manly and tough, in his excitement his voice gets all squeaky and high pitched, like a pubescent boy. Who in hell elected that twit!?!
20@Lunargent
I don’t know much about SCarolina, but ole Trey shares too much mitochondrial DNA with the rest of the state’s population.
So far as his banjo picking ability, I have no knowledge.
21In homage to Rick Stelter and John Maher:
22His barber keeps trying to keep him from looking like the banjo player in Deliverance, but somehow manages to keep him looking like a d*ck with ears.
Remember, hair is Dog’s way of telling us that we are not really in control.
23First one looks like Baby Lurch from the Addams Family
24Piling it all on top and shaving the sides is a white boy’s way of announcing that he leans way too far right, as far as I can tell.
25I call him Zippy The Pinhead.
26Now people let’s not criticize how his hair looks. Lets stick to what is under that hair….the sound of crickets…nothing there. Now his mouth on the other hand is just some stupid republican ignorant , uneducated, self serving trump protector!
27Trey’s act of “I should’ve been a rock star” in his dress and hair is pretty funny, especially his grunge photo after the Hillary beat down and 3 days without bathing or shaving. His drop-the-mike moment though, when he thought he’d done a verbal takedown of Peter Strzok a la Eminem in 8 Mile only to end up trying to slide down and disappear under his desk was the absolute best. I’d think he would have learned from his Hillary moment but being made fun of all those years in school makes him work that much harder for his “You just wait, I’ll show you!” Moment which still has yet to happen.
28Seems simple to me. He is an intellectually challenged narcissist. When you can’t compete with words and thoughts, well, adjust your appearance. What’s mystifying is how mental midgets are able to persuade people to vote and place him in positions of power.
29Tain’t hiz hair. Its just plain damn him.
30I’ve thought that if Draco Malfoy had a sleazy, sweaty Southern Lawyer cousin, it would be Gowdy..
31Aside from the weird hair, while railing against Strzok I thought I heard him add “Get off my lawn!” How delicious that Strzok took him down. As Stephen Colbert noted, Gowdy then appeared to sink down in his chair because he got his ass handed to him.
32What Trey has going on with his hair are classic “bad boy” hair cuts. His hope being that if people are distracted by his hair, they may not focus on his overall malevolence.
33What’s with his skull?
34Grampatom, all jokes aside (no snark), Gowdy was born during the relative dark ages of medicine. Caesarian deliveries were a procedure of last resort due to the risk of infection and other complications. At the time of Gowdy’s birth, forceps were the tool of choice. Medical practitioners now know better, but it’s too late for Gowdy.
35There is no haircut that will make a bullet-headed nincompoop look like anything other that what he is…a nincompoop.
36Late to the comments. Mine? Barf.
37So, while viewing videos and such from the London protests, I heard a new term: bellend. As an inquiring individual always striving to expand my knowledge, I looked up the meaning. And boy, is it appropriate for this thread.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bellend
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