What’s It Gonna Take?
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Look, I’m gonna be honest here. I grew up with only brothers – no sisters – and gave birth to only sons – no daughters. As far as I know, there are two positions on a toilet seat – up or wet.
I have heard every weenie joke I care to hear, so like MeeMaw in the comment section, I was almost nauseated to hear that Anthony’s weiner is still headlining the news tonight. How many ways can you say “lewd pictures?” Apparently a lot.
Good Lord, I think news people are perverts. What’s it gonna take to get that weiner off the headlines? Two 911’s and a little girl down a well?
This world must be in great shape if Wolf Blitzer leads with “Anthony Weiner is still lewd.”
Anthony Weiner is a jerk. I would not want to go on a camping trip with him or even to a ballgame. And, I sure wouldn’t shake hands with him because I do not know where that hand has been. But, he didn’t do anything illegal.
Doesn’t Chile have some miners that need rescuing?