What We Know So Far
Da Chipster
Well, the first half of the 2016 Republican National Convention is over and this is what we’ve learned:
→ Chris Christie is unaware of who the nominee actually is.
→ Condi Rice is unaware of who she worked for, never mentioning him by name and only once by “Administration.”
→ Clint Eastwood is a much worse actor than we thought.
→ Mike Huckabee is much creepier than we thought.
→ Ann Romney IS a witch. With a capital “B.”
→ Paul Ryan’s divorce from reality is final.
→ John Boehner hopes minority voters will self deport. (h/t Bob McC)
→ The GOP elite often wonder how the other 99.9% live. Actually, I’m guessing they rarely wonder at all. (h/t BJH)
→ The GOP as a whole seems to have lost their diaries covering January 2001 thru January 2009, except for family.
→ Finally, some guy named Romney talked, but has yet to produce an original thought, an honest statement, or a complete tax return.