What Was THAT?

July 20, 2024 By: Half Empty Category: Uncategorized

There are many who could not watch the RNC Convention this past week as the full on CSPAN production because of fear of IQ point loss.

Like the swallowing of rat poison, viewing an RNC production is best done in small doses.

So I nearly missed the debut of the New Congressman Matt Gaetz (R FL-01)

At first, I thought Ted Cruz gave Matt the name of his brow shaper. Then he turned his head to face the camera head on and we all got this:



Yikes.

What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks are those new folds above Matt’s eyelids?

I have heard that some botox injection treatments have unintended results such as more rapid than anticipated reactions. And now that we have a before/after botox photo of Gaetz, I get it.

But now I have to wonder if this type of reaction is the commonality between Matt Gaetz and the Cat Lady.

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  1. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I thought he was going for Mr. Spock.

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  2. Sarah O says:

    Giving Eddie Munster vibe. Avoid whoever did this at all costs. There’s also before and after pics of Kim G. She was really pretty before having work done. Or was it dating Don Jr that did that to her…..

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  3. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Pretty boy sexual predator. Who’s he trying to impress now?

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  4. Steve from Beaverton@3,

    Matty wants to look all dewy and young for those freshman girls.

    Sarah O. @ 2,

    Kim G has a big Bass mouth that’s missing a fish hook.

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  5. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Can the repugnantican party get any more repugnant? Someone said the other day this seems like a “Twilight Zone” episode. Seems like whole season of episodes with each one worse than the last.
    I’m surprised gaetz didn’t use orange makeup.

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  6. There are some people on this planet that should never be allowed out in public without a caretaker.

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  7. I’m getting Max Headroom vibes without Matt Frewer’s square jaw. If you don’t get the reference, it was a TV show in the 80’s. Like a small Texas town, if you blinked, you probably missed it.

    I’ve always thought Gaetz’s smile was so forced that he looks like he’s in constant pain. He must’ve gotten a new PR guy for his congressional website. He’s got an ‘action’ shot on the header now instead of the one where he looked like he was smiling throough the pain of his stupidity.

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  8. thatotherjean says:

    I have no idea what Matt Gaetz had done to his eyebrows, but I do know that it was a mistake.

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  9. Looks like a cheap AI image to me.

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  10. Eve Fisher says:

    Well, now he looks just like Butthead. Who’s taking over the Beavis part?

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