May 03, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
And y’all just gotta see this.
No, Donald Trump doesn’t put his hair on a big leaf when he goes to bed. This crazy, hairpiece-looking clump of yellow fluff is actually a rare caterpillar that only looks like Donald Trump’s hair.
The only difference is that this thing has a chance to turn into a butterfly.
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
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And it won’t turn into a “birther.”
1I can’t decide if this is proof that The Donald isn’t “from here” or if it is just proof that he is under “alien influence.” One thing I’m sure of – Letterman and Colbert are going to have a field day with this one!
By the way, the hair/feather spikes are venomous, kinda like The Donald.
2It’s much prettier.
3The difference doesn’t go very deep. Under all the fluff this caterpillar has a brain.
4I want one. Caterpilar like that, I mean.
5Trump is currently suing Bill Maher for implying that one of his parents was an orangutan, so look out caterpillar, he doesn’t have a sense of humor when it comes to that stuff on the top of his head.
6Wednesday night on the Jon Stewart show, Jon told everyone what Donald the Grump Trumps “real” name is!!
Donald Trump has chosen Jon Stewart as his latest Twitter sparring partner.
The “Celebrity Apprentice” host/perpetual attention-hound, known for hurling bile at a number of enemies in 140 characters or less, fired up his Twitter account to reach out and smack “Daily Show” host Stewart, calling him “a total phony” after Stewart called the mogul “F—face Von Clownstick.”
The dig came during Wednesday’s episode of Stewart’s Comedy Central show, as Stewart was ‘discussing the fact that Texas Senator Ted Cruz was — gasp! — born in Canada.
7Looks like the Donald dropped his suit against Maher, but stay tuned ’cause he’s ramping up against Stewart and the suit could be filed any day. He really doesn’t like his new von Clownstick moniker, although it fits like a glove.
8Trump is such an ass. Bad little bully boy grown bigger but no better and no more mature.
9I wish you’d told us more about the caterpillar. We know enough about the Donald.
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