What Happens When You Cross Crazy With Stoopid?
I dunno, but we’re fixin’ to find out.
Donald Trump has donated to the political campaign of Louie Gohmert. Money. Really.
Yep, that combination is probably what caused ebola.
Thanks to Suzy for the heads up.
My best laugh of the morning!
1Not to make light of Ebola, but spewing from every orifice is pretty apt. Include head-spinning.
2Remember: Trump didn’t make his money, he inherited it.
3No, no. Juanita Jean, I have it on the best authority (meaning somebody posted it to my Facebook page) that Big Pharma and Obummer, in cahoots brought ebola to the U.S. on purpose. This is because Mr. Pharma, whoever he is, holds a secret cure for ebola, and he is waiting until there is a pandemic, then he will sell his cure to us for many, many dollars, making himself and Mr. Obummer and friends zillions, zillions, I say.
4Trump may have inherited his money but somebody smart somewhere must be doing good investments or he’d have run out by now. Maybe he’s getting senile, investing in Louie. You think? Maybe the two of them are in on the secret cure for ebola.
5George Carlin said that a lot of people are stupid, crazy, full of [cowpoop], or all three. Trump and Gohmert are a real combination of that last one.
6Trump and Gohmert should get together and form a new political party: the Ebola Party!
7So that’s why Gohmert acts like a darned fool.
8Trump is paying him to. Not sure about the ebola connection, but it looks like a sure thing that both of them have hoof and mouth disease. Open mouth, insert hoof. And the Donald must be trying to cover up something awful growing on the top of his head, otherwise why would he have that orange bandage up there?
Ahhh, my favorite subject of scorn: Donald Trump. Where to begin?
Outstanding back round story of Trump:
http://www.nickdavies.net/1987/12/01/ducking-and-diving-with-donald-trump/
Vera Coaking Story – best line is the last line: “The adjacent Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino, the property for which Trump wanted Coking’s property to begin with, is scheduled to be closed in September 2014 due to lack of business.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vera_Coking
Which brings us to:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-trump-name-casinos-20140806-story.html
“Trump’s stake in Trump Entertainment Properties was wiped out when the firm filed for bankruptcy in 2009. He emerged from the reorganization with a 10 percent stake and a licensing agreement that allowed the properties to continue to use his name.”
How Trump destroyed the USFL & changed the NFL Story:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/trump-defends-usfl-readies-bid-bills-article-1.1780131
Scotland:
http://www.scotsman.com/news/environment/defeated-donald-trump-turns-his-back-on-scotland-1-3301941
And even today, he lies about his Bills offer.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozanian/2014/08/06/donald-trump-offers-less-than-900-million-for-buffalo-bills/
Once he realized he could get paid for renting his name out without lifting a finger, he was set forever. The perfect job for a lying narcissist like Trump.
Personally, I do not believe he graduated with passable grades at Wharton. His vocabulary is at a 4th grade level. He’s a liar who bullies & sues people when they disagree with him. He’s a grown man who calls people names like a child. He’s just awful person who worships himself first, his money second and everything else last.
And that’s why I’ve despised Donald J. Trump for more than 40 years.
I think Donny Boy and Loony Louie will make a fine team if our goal is for them to be a total disaster.
9“Yep, that combination is probably what caused ebola.”
Hah Hah Hah!!
10No need to panic. The Donald only gave $1,000 to Gohmert. You could call that “Trump Change” – or “Chump Change” in Gohmert’s case.
11Donald and Louie sittin’ in a tree . . .
12and that, folks, is as far as my stomach will let me go!
I guess that old saying about “…a fool and his money….” is really true.
13When Trump had the tv show, I praised endlessly the good sense of the engineer that specified both a channel changer and an off switch. They worked marvelously to reduce both my blood pressure and stifle the string of Momma-offending words that came from my mouth in an uninterrupted flood. Gosh I dislike that fella a lot.
14Does this mean that crazy Louie will get Trump’s hair?
15Kris Williams, Trump has hair?
16Trump has been destroying historic NYC for ages. When he built Trump Tower, there was a group trying to preserve a beautiful department store mural (while not interfering with the building of Trump Tower), but The Donald perceived it as him losing time (therefore money), so he brought in the wrecking ball in the dead of night and demolished it before preservation could happen. He’s gotten variances from the city that allowed him to build too high and too big in all too many neighborhoods. No surprise that he’d fund a corporate tool like Loopy Louie.
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