May 15, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Sumbitches
Ol’ Deepfryer Sid has done it again – a rancher was concerned that the label on a new feral hog poison said that eating the meat of a poisoned hog could cause illness or death. Sid’s solution to that? Just take that warning off of the label. Yes, unfortunately you read that right.
What a jackass.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Ol’ Sid there has a really tiny, tiny pistol.
And grey matter to match.
1Sid’s making sure that when people say, “there ain’t nothin’ like Texas barbecue,” they’re right.
2Perhaps Sid needs some feral hog ham for lunch…
3“What Happens When Texans Elect a Jackass”– I thought that’s what y’all in Texas call a Tuesday.
What the hell, let’s take the warning labels off everything and see what happens. The gene pool could use some skimming.
4Concur. He is just unwittingly (or perhaps intentionally, dare we give him that much credit), helping natural selection along and working to decrease some of that surplus population.
5One assumes Sid is a strict vegetarian?
6Any Good Samaritans in Texas want to send Sid some feral hog meat?
7Sid, your Ag. Commish, IS a feral hog. And, I’m sure he is also poisonous to boot.
8Hey, Rhea: If you take a good look at the people Herr Drumph is appointing to top positions in the gummint, it would seem that taking the warning labels off everything is at the top of Herr Drumph’s agenda. That’s what happens when the electoral college votes into office a fourth-grade schoolyard bully, whose income comes from all sort of interesting sources.
9Ol’ Sid has been munching on loco weed again. Time to gently lead the boy with the glass blue eyes and nothing behind them to somewhere he is safe from himself and won’t hurt anyone else. Tsk! such a shame!
10I think the reason that Ol’ Sid is always pictured wearing a pointy crowned cowboy hat is to hide his pointy conehead.
11Let’s look at the bright side: if someone dies we could make a case for ol’ Sid to be guilty of criminally negligent homicide, because there IS KNOWLEDGE afore thought. Unfortunately, Sid doesn’t have any thoughts at all. And then there’s the fact that I’m STILL waiting for Ken Paxton and Tom Delay to go to jail. Yes. Time to go home and start drinking. After we are done driving…
12It’s hard to take anything that wingnut says, seriously. That huge hat makes him look just like the Flying Nun. For those of you who are not a sexagenarian or older, Sally Field played a nun with an amazing huge wimple or headdress, who actually could fly. Ol’ Syd could do a remake.
13Sid says: “I have it on good authority that the Jesus shot counteracts warfarin.”
14This guy is a dead ringer for the bad guy in the movie “Billy Jack”. Remember Posner, who rounded up some deputies to run wild horses from the rez onto land Posner owned so they could shoot the horses to make them into dog food (Boo!Hiss!)? I wish Billy (Tom Laughlin) wasn’t dead so he could kick Sid into submission. My theory is, the bigger the hat, the smaller the brain.
15Does this nut have stock in the company that makes the poison ??
16I think someone should invite ole Sid for a game of pork barbecue roulette, with Sid being the only contestant.
17Sid needs to be listed on the label as the target species.
18What pray tell is the lapel pin on jackass’s left lapel?
It looks like the Texas star commonly seen on some Texas county sheriff badges, to me. I compare it to the Agriculture logo on his website, which, btw, is a true waste of virgin Texas electrons.
Yes I recognize the little tiny Colt pattern six-shooter pin on his right lapel. The idea Jackass has a carry permit gives me acute scoliosis and and momentary anal pucker.
19