Alabama Governor Robert Bentley asked God’s forgiveness but won’t say what for.

Darlin’, I’ve seen bushel baskets of wire coat hangers less convoluted and confusing than this is.

It’s widely believed that he had an affair with a staff member but here’s all he’ll say …

“I’ve asked God to forgive me because that’s the most important thing. I want back in His fellowship. And so I asked God to forgive me. But I asked other people to again forgive me and I’ve already done that and I have truly asked the people of this state – they’re the folks who love me and are the best people in the world – I have asked them to forgive me.”

There are ten commandments.  Exactly which one did you break, Governor?  I mean, I’m really doubting that it’s just one.  I’ll willing to bet it’s more than one, and although being a jerk isn’t one of them, you might as well add that to the list, too.

Thanks to Bill for the heads up.