Meh.  You get pretty much nothing new.

It seems that Governor Rick Perry called Crazy Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Arizona.

Arpaio tweeted at around 5 p.m. Eastern time, “Just received phone call at my house from TX. Gov. Rick Perry. Had a great conversation especially about immigration and other matters.”

It’s the “other matters” thing that scares me.

Honey, Texas is on fire.

And it seems to me that the only thing that’s gonna stop it is the Gulf of Mexico.  Any undocumented worker who is willing to pick up a firehose has my personal permission to stay here forever.

And it seems that Sheriff Joe and Steven Seagal have taken to the streets.

The Under Siege star joined officers from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department in the March (11) bust on Jesus Sanchez Llovera’s Arizona property because they believed he was breeding roosters for illegal cockfighting.

Llovera has denied the claims and blamed cops for causing “substantial damage” to his family home and killing his kids’ 11-month-old puppy and more than 100 of his roosters.

Seagal and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio have both been served with an official notice of claim, the first steps towards a lawsuit, with Llovera demanding $100,000 (£62,500) in damages.

They shot Jesus’s dog?  Dude, don’t shoot Jesus’s dog.

Thanks to David for the heads up.