What? Did They Find An Unauthorized Heart?
Republican Senator Rand Paul is being detained by TSA.
“I spoke with him five minutes ago and he was being detained indefinitely,” Paul spokesperson Moira Bagley said Monday morning. “The image scan went off, he refused patdown.”
Look under his toupee! Look under his toupee! That’s where they hide the wind-up Ayn Rand keyhole.
Seriously. If you’re ever sitting next to him on an airplane, remember that if it goes down, he’s a libertarian and will climb over women and children to save his own life. And whine about the government while he does it.
Thanks to David for the heads-up.