There are two things you cannot buy:  happiness and the government running on time.

“President Trump’s plan to send 33 million Medicare beneficiaries a card that can be used to help pay for as much as $200 in prescription drug costs won’t be completed until after the election.”

The Wall Street Journal explains that it’s costing $20 million in administrative costs just to send out letters explaining that a card is coming.  Trump had hoped seniors would get the letters before the election with his grotesque signature at the bottom.  That’s not gonna happen.

I think most seniors realize that the money is coming from taxes, not Trump’s empty pockets. I also think they ain’t voting for that sumbitch no matter how much he give them.  My Uncle Buck, who just turned 90, told me that Trump is so crooked that when he dies, they’re gonna have to screw him in the ground.

I’ve got a screw driver.