A while back when Momma wasn’t looking I quoted Phil Elliot of North Dallas Forty saying, “Freud says that guns are an extension of your dick, Jo Bob.”

Exactly.

Illinois state Rep. Jim Sacia (R) went on an epic tirade against Democratic legislators for forcing gun control on the entire state to deal with Chicago’s “run away gun problem” and said the state’s gun control laws are akin to asking him to get “castrated” because Chicagoans are having too many babies.

I guess he saw the movie, too.  But, obviously, the humor was lost on him.

I am of the belief that a man’s winkie should not need help to be semi-automatic with a fifty round clip.  It should be fully automatic all on its own.  And if he’s got more than four rounds, he needs to follow the advice of the Viagra commercial and seek medical attention.  That right there is all you need to know.

Thanks everybody for the heads up.